Monokuma had a pretty nice day today. A bear couldnât ask for more, could he? Deceiving others with his cute charm, actually stealing candy from babies and youngsters, maybe he also accidentally, maybe, indirectly caused someone to fall off a tall building, but oh well.
Not like anyone would miss that person in particular anyways. Besides, if someone dies here, they just come back right? So no real reason to despair. Which was very aggravating. If someone found out one of their loved ones died here, they can just âpoofâ be right back. No despair, just a tad disappointed.Â
Come on! Whatâs the purpose of death other than causing despair? You might as well just send Monokuma to hell already. At least the new-comers kept Monokuma entertained, with their panicking and yelling about where they hell they were and where were their friends. That always got Monokuma in good spirits if he could watch that.
The new soldiers didnât really get to bother Monokuma much. Heâs been a âgoodâ bear near them. And if good means just doing wicked things out of their view, then that definition was spot on for him. Also watching them occasionally intervene was interesting too, people getting beat up or sometimes receive life-threatening injuries was cool, but maybe he should try going off somewhere else.
Maybe heâll just hang out at the shopping district. Heâs been saving up so he can actually buy himself a gun, or some sort of weapon. Once heâs got a gun or tranquilizer, maybe he could teach a certain white wolf a lesson. A quick stop to the store that carried any weapons, and he got kicked out the second he asked, âGot any toddler-sized weapons?â
Never mind then, heâll just have to live without a weapon and succumb to that evil wolf that enjoys chewing on something as cute as him. Hey, his own despair is still despair, right? Heâll live.
Now what he wasnât expecting was some rabbit that looked like itâs been taking caffeine supplements every other hour had yelled at him, addressing him as âYogiâ. Now thatâs new. He was used to the Winnie, Pooh, Teddy, and so on and so forth, but itâs been a while since heâs ever been called a western cartoon character.
Monokuma crossed his arms, impatient to be interrupted. It was getting late, he was going to miss playing music really loud in the apartment while his roommates are asleep.
Now hereâs the really funny thing. This rabbit (I think), is now claiming that he was under arrest. Who was he kidding? He wasnât going to take orders from someone that wasnât three times his size. Heâs only like- 1.5 times his size or something.Â
âPah- Ahahaha! And what are the charges? Maybe we should talk about the charges I should be ignoring for you, since youâre impersonating a police officer!â Monokuma threw out that rebuttal.Â
The only cop this rabbit could be was a stripper co-âŚ
Wait, heâs not wearing any clothing. Never mind, he takes that back. He canât be any type of law enforcing body. Thatâs just plain stupid. Who would hire a rabbit as a police officer?