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ahem...
balls.
Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the pride parade?
To support his bison.
- Weird Joke Anon ☆ is not proud of this joke, but he felt he needed to come back.
Howdy, feller. Nice ta see ya. Doin' good?
Weird Joke Anon ☆ has been fine, just taking joke school is all… cause.. that is real.. it’s been too long since he’s seen his clients, so he guesses.. he’s happy to be back being him!
Weird Joke Anon’s ☆ back feels 85 years old…
How r u bro??
Weird Joke Anon ☆ has been busy with Snow School
Learning about all the snow and such and snow
And
Yeah. Snow school.
Other than that he has been okay, just… busy.
Anyways, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He also said his summer was pretty good too.

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Weird Joke Anon ☆ finally made a sunny side up egg and
Definitely an egg! So egg
And… egg
Yeah, egg.
Was so egg. And… stuff and egg.
It was fine. It was an egg.
Ay, ye’re doin’ good, lad! ‘M proud ae ye fer tha’!
Oh!
that’s..
Thank you! Uh.. Weird Joke Anon ☆ has finally found a joke that he thinks is worthy enough to share. It’s.. not the same as being proud, but it’s been a while.
The guy who stole my diary died..
My thoughts are with his family.
Hello weird joke anon, how have you been doing?
--Maz, The A.N Office
@news-spreading-anon
THE GREY ONES
They’ve returned…
With weirdly casual conversation.
..
he’s fine.
he has been fine.
Weird Joke Anon ☆ got around to trying that sunny side egg he said he was going to make.
…
It's egg!
It's definitely an egg
He thinks he scooped up too much yolk on one bite thought. Not terrible, but scrambled is better.
Cheap chicken eggs
What
Mom, this is Tumblr
Steak
..
ok
Cheap chicken eggs
What
Mom, this is Tumblr

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Personally, Weird Joke Anon ☆ likes to deal with HIS horrors by.. running away from them, going outside and burying himself in the Canadian snow.
That’s just him
So does the snow have tae be Canadian, or is tha’ jes’ a pers’nal preference? Ha!
He’ll take any snow but Canadian snow is the life.
He was birthed from the snow, he is surrounded by snow, all the time, forever, it’s never ending
It’s freezing
There is no end to the snow but you learn to accept it one day.
…Right then. Anyone ever told ye ye’d get along wi’ Heavy?
… weird joke anon ☆ has seen the things he says
weird joke anon ☆ would prefer not to be associated with those FREAKS, he’ll stick with who he has for now, thank you
Personally, Weird Joke Anon ☆ likes to deal with HIS horrors by.. running away from them, going outside and burying himself in the Canadian snow.
That’s just him
So does the snow have tae be Canadian, or is tha’ jes’ a pers’nal preference? Ha!
He’ll take any snow but Canadian snow is the life.
He was birthed from the snow, he is surrounded by snow, all the time, forever, it’s never ending
It’s freezing
There is no end to the snow but you learn to accept it one day.
How did the eggs leave the driveway?
They went through the eggs-it.
- Guess what Weird Joke Anon ☆ has finally?
HA! Simple, but a good one!
Och, I dinnae ken, mm…a full night’s rest?
What? No! Well.. yes, after like a million years of a bad sleeping schedule, but that’s not it.
It’s
It’s eggs.. he has eggs to make them sunny side up
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- Weird Joke Anon ☆
…
He has nothing to say, he just wanted to share a joke.
Hell, that's like the paint joke. Ya ever heard it?
Weird Joke Anon ☆ is not familiar with this joke, he doesn’t think.
What is it?
You're jokin! Nah, I am.
What's red n smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
He should’ve known that one…
JUST TAKE WEIRD JOKE ANON’S ☆ JOB AT THIS POINT!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
- Weird Joke Anon ☆
…
He has nothing to say, he just wanted to share a joke.
Hell, that's like the paint joke. Ya ever heard it?
Weird Joke Anon ☆ is not familiar with this joke, he doesn’t think.
What is it?

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Weird Joke Anon ☆ has to ask you something
He can make scrambled and boiled eggs…
But has never had any kind of eggs other than those two. What kind of eggs should Weird Joke Anon ☆ make? He will make sure to give you his verdict.
Mm…ever tried ‘em fried? Or have ye had ‘em runny? Either ae those’d be jes’ fine if ye ask me!
So… sunny side up eggs?
Weird joke anon ☆ will attempt to make some but knowing him he’d find a way to make runny eggs wrong
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
…
Weird Joke Anon ☆ is also nearsighted, we’re not gonna talk about it.