Weird Etsy

Baby announcement card. Your parents will be SO proud!

Condom doll. For lonely, lonely men.

Human teeth ring. (Not your own teeth)

Dog hair hat. They use hair from your ACTUAL dog.

Moist stickers. From the seller who brought to you the plastic fetus comes stickers with the worlds most uncomfortable word! 

Plastic fetus. Perfect gift for an indecisive mother to be! Or break the news humorously to your most recent one-night stand!

Apron. Girls in Chanel love to do housework. Definitely authentic. 

Bloody shoe. I'd save these for the second date, at least.

Elf ears. At least the model is cute. Check out the rest of his glamour shots.

Bloody sheets. Perfect for when the in-laws visit for the first time!

Preserved pickled chipmunk. "He would make a great centerpiece!"

Human head with glass eye. Here you go, FBI.

Vagina soap mold. "Easy to clean."

Sex addict keychain. You know, to warn the valet guy.

Vag art

gross

Trunk trunks