weirdacelesbian

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

i need to see dana rebraiding emma's hair halfway through a shift because she's got too many flyaways. i want emma sitting criss-cross between dana's feet at the nurse station, in front of god and everyone. i want dana speaking just loudly enough for emma to hear her and no one else. i want emma fidgeting in place, twisting her fingers around and around each other but being so so careful not to move her head at all. i want dana to tug on her shoulder, make emma shift to face her - on her knees now, legs tucked neatly beneath her body because there isn't room for her to sit like she was - and i want dana to cradle her face so softly as she pulls those two cute little curls out to frame her face. is that too much to ask for?

The HR at PTMC when someone declares a non-agegap, non-boss/employee, non inappropriate relationship: "oh those exist?"