the most shameful woman to ever exist

i still get chills up and down my entire body when i listen to the disappearance of hatsune miku and to everyone else it sounds like garbage

how embarrassing!

UGH THEYRE SO HOT I CANT TAKE IT

no YOURE the pervert for reading my blog posts that i come up with and type on my own accord

ive got the intellectualizing curse so i keep trying to figure out why im an eproctophiliac but i dont think there's any explaining it. like i know what im into about it but there's nothing i can remember that would have impacted my sexual development such that this would become a sufficient replacement for sex itself. its been a thing in the background for the later half of my life but it hasnt even been paraphilia level until within the last 2 years. ive been with my partner for longer and i know our sex life didnt bring it about. but it has to be something about them specifically bc i drafted my first paragraph coming out to them about this like 6 months before i actually said anything. the best reasoning i can derive is that the domesticity must be a huge element because its something i dont feel like ive witnessed as a real functional healthy thing until just over two years ago?? and casual domestic intimacy is such a perfect environment for this specific fetish to propagate. all said i dont think it matters where it comes from and it doesnt even have to come from anywhere. i dont particularly want to have gross fetishes and i certainly didnt choose them but im already a freak anyway so im just going to indulge and get worse and worse and worse

they just tooted while shotgunning the cart hit into my mouth and it changed my life forever

its too funny to watch myself try to unlearn mommy as a kink role, we've grown less fond of the dynamic as we move into new life stages but the excessive praise in the sickly sweet voice just comes out of me. like i dont say any of the words but i see myself doing all the things. i think the remedy is to lean into acting like we're both equally conscious when they're rolling straight past their fifth orgasm. hot. i can use the voice that says "holy fuck babe, are you seriously still going??" alternatively do they make a type of petplay where youre both human

my dreams have told me i should in theory 100% have a hardcore clown fetish but i just never developed it. probably because that would require me to ask my partner to wear special makeup and that's too much detachment, i dont think it'd do it for me, i'd rather look at their normal face. but the important takeaway is that the uncanny valley is a hole i would fuck

i think flies act like dogs and spiders act like cats

look i just think theyre perfect and infallible and thats why i want to only bathe using the soap that runs off their body

kinda hot allowing my brain to have its paraphilia bc now when my partner does something nonsexual i turn red and breathe really heavy and really want to get my wand and roll around in bed thinking about it

you sssssssssick fuck! what the fuck is wrong with you! i say to myself blushing

did you hear the "nobody can match my freak" girl got her freak matched

easy bake oven? sorry i think i prefer a harder bake

my vape, two vapes, a keys, a phone and a vape