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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.
me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen
Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.
So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.
Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.
The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."
Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk
there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked
winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function
i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit
do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

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Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings
Ariana Grande: “The Wizard and I” - NBC’s A Very Wicked Halloween (Performance)
my dream self
*Ariana comes out with a new song called thank u, next*
Me: Ooh. A new Ariana Grande song
*After listening to the song*
Me:

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thank you, next
Ariana Grande: but this one gon’ last cuz HER NAME IS ARI
Me:
when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
kinda rude when i spend money and it actually leaves my bank account but ok
Anyone remember playing run 2 on coolmathgames.com after finishing your IXL for the computer lab time, the kid next to you playing papas pizzaria, and the girl in front of you playing poptropica on her 11th account because no one remembers their users or passwords.

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10. 24. 18 — things’ll be alright soon. ♡
i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt