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what is this accuracy-

you know what would make me really, indescribably happy right now? my own personal library. with a secret code installed on a secret door only i know about. sorry, you can’t come in. i’m having my own adventures without you. bye.

Circumference whores. 

diameter mfs.

I really wish I knew how to live in this world and not just in between pages of a book.

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

ew i always hated uwu shit

will you be the hades to my persephone? because I need somewhere to hide for six months of the year away from all my societal and familial obligations.

yes please, I'd like that 🥺

that would be lovely.

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

PLEASE click the link

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.