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I have so many transformers figures that i want to buy coming out good lord I am going to be homeless

I didn’t do shit today lmao all I did was order a pizza and play videos game and watch yoop tube

I want to become Peridot Steven Universe

I think the members of the Supreme Court should off themselves. As a little goof.

I think Elon Musk needs to be crushed to death by the debris of one of his rockets TBH

I think we should put metal spikes at the back of people who park like asshole’s cars.

Do you ever just make up an alternate universe in your head and then get sad when you realize you will never be able to go to it?

Elon Musk, famed for saying he wants spam bots on Twitter to fuck off, has locked my Twitter for telling a spam bot to fuck off.