Weed And Bongs

pack her a bong & tell her she’s pretty

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

when you are SAD go to the THRIFT STORE and purchase FLORAL porcelain objects

its hard to be attractive when youre not

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

i fucking hate this because it’s right