weaboo pickup lines

mak uo u own fuckin jokes fuckin hentai freaks and ur fuckin no good con pick up line lookin asses fuk u

u kno wht i giv up fuck all yall these r gold

do you have a ditto in your pocket? bc i can see myself in your pants 

i wanna browse /h/ with /u/ 

that ass makes my bulba soar!!

they call me kurbioh, i may be small but can really change the game if used right

i can’t believe my little sister isn’t as cute as you! 

i got garage kit hands 

wanna join my harem? i’ll even make you canon girl ;) 

you know how much a snorlax weighs? enough to break the ice!! 

gunDAM that ass is fine!!! 

when i saw you i coulda swore i ate the same fruit as luffy 

i'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone

orochimaru got nothing on your snake summoning skills

your eyes are as blue as ryu's devastating hadoken

are you the ghost in the shell movie? cuz i wanna wash you with my white 

i get ryuk’s thing about apples, but looking at you i turn into more of a peach kind of person