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Uh

I'm not gay

i want to cosplay wednesday for this con thats coming up and i would but what are those things on his head i'm going to create an entire conspiracy theory about gosuto kurabu but it's all about those yellow thigns on wednesday's head.

Look at my head right here.  You see that?  I got that when I was 13 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause these don’t come off.  I have weird cheese looking things coming off the sides of my head because I loved that color then.  So I get the hair color, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that color, I love that color… ” And now I have weird cheese looking things coming off the sides of my head, Kaji.  Don’t get cheese implants, that’s what I’m telling you.  Play soccer.  Kaji, take a look at my eyes.  You know what those are right there?  That’s a color eye surgery I will never be able to get back.  I got that color permanently as my eye color.  I am an idiot.  I’ve got confusing shit all over my body.  It’s like going to a paint store.  Because I was drunk one night.  Don’t live like me.