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Jenna: So we will have Enid do a flip here to land heroically in front of Wednesday.

Writer: Jenna we have her doing that for 4 scenes straight—

Enid *gasps hopefully*

Wednesday: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.

Enid *takes a sip of water, disappointed*

Wednesday: Also, I like girls.

“You love her.”

Yoko: Sweetums “Howdy, roomie” is not flirting

Enid: It totally is, I’m being subtle!

Yoko: Not with lesbians, they don’t understand what that means. Are you a cowboy? Are you interested? Are you about to rob me?

Enid: WHO WOULD THINK ANY OF THAT

Enid: *speeding up to Wednesday* Howdy, rommie!

Wednesday: *putting up her guard*

Enid: Uh…

🔪🐺doodles

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I'm team bottom Enid.

Sorry not sorry.

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Wednesday: Do you have a death wish?

Enid: Yea..sort of

Yoko: That can’t be true

Enid: Watch this.

Enid: Hey Wednesday, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Enid, staring at Wednesday across the quad: Smash.

Yoko: Enid! You can’t seriously like the new girl.

Enid, with heart eyes: Too late. Pretty, mean, goth… I never stood a chance. Do you think she likes girls?

Yoko: I heard she ate that kid she murdered at her last school.

bianca: really? how do you say ‘my puppy’ in french?

wednesday: mon chiot.

enid: [across the room] yes, willa?