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W: *in the bathroom, on the toilet, reaches over to start the shower* *shower starts* H: *comes creeping up to the bathroom door and peeks in, dogs bark* W: *screams, poops a little* I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU! H: *laughs maniacally* I was just coming to pinch your butt as you got into the shower, but I can see that you're busy ... the dogs gave me away, didn't they? W: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! *scrambling to fully shut and lock the door*
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W: I swear, I’m one more toilet scrubbing away from going lesbian.
H: Cool.
Shit H says that makes W crazy:
H: Hey, I’m gonna go out and get some candy. Want anything?
W: Seriously? We were just at the grocery store.
H: I love sugar.
W: Yeah, keep saying that when you’re diabetic.
H: I want lemon Jolly Ranchers. Want anything?
W: Where are you gonna go?
H: I dunno.
W: Okay, can you grab a Faygo red pop for me?
H: They don’t have that where I’m going and I don’t want to make another stop.
W: *narrowed eyes, pursed lips* You just said that you didn’t know where you were going …
H: You knew where I was gonna go.
H: Did you know that 18 years ago, Fabio was riding a roller coaster and got hit in the face with a goose. W: Uh, no, because I don’t follow his “career.” H: Does this mean that we can say that he was ‘goosed’? *eyebrow waggle* W: *cold, dead stare* Get the fuck out. H: *laughs until he cries* H: Wanna see the pictures? He has so much red on him, it’s like he was going down on a clown. See? *holds up phone*
H: (playing with dog, tapping his nose, rolling him onto his back, saying randoming rhyming things) W: Hey, I asked you in here for snuggles. Quit smacking around the dog. H: Well, he’s more fun to smack around than you are.
* H has NEVER hit W
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*H’s beard is scratchy; he comes up behind W and nuzzles her neck and it really tickles*
W: Gah! Stop! Nooooooo … *laughs* H: Nope. *hops on bed, facing W now* W: No means no. *laughing* H: No, it means stand up and approach from behind.
First Things First
My husband and I are sharing this tumblr so we can finally record some of the ridiculous things we say. To protect our identities, I will be going by "W" and my husband will be "H." Feel free to judge us because we can be pretty horrible people.