I'm swingin' 'ere

That’s the problem. I don’t know. Maybe sewn into the inside of my costume. With like, a button. Yeah, I could do that. I’m not great at this stuff, but I could definitely do that. 

No, my first mistake is not putting pockets in my costume, so I always gotta peel stinky singles out of my spider-socks to pay for things. 

And they said I’d never make it on Broadway.

Look, I wasn’t thinking about where this was going when I started. 

So the game’s more about...I’m having trouble putting a thread together here. The game’s just about being a jerkweed? Yeah, that makes sense. That makes a lot of sense, actually. Doesn’t make golf any less of an enigma to me, but it makes sense. 

Is that against the rules? I feel like if it isn’t it should be.