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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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tfw divorcing your Homie(R) is a bigger asspain than drunk marrying him because of his MANY outstanding warrants and maybe being on like at least one FBI watch list or whatever so you just stay married and suddenly he's the First Gentleman
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Can't have SHIT in Stilwater.
-Johnny probably idk
the best thing abt gatboss in sr1 is that you just KNOW johnny is seriously giving playa the worst advice anyoneâs ever heard in their life and playa is just as earnestly taking it all in
GatBoss 1-4 ...
...except it never really was Gat and Boss...
The Boss when they steal a Qouta
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"Hey fellas is it gay" Imma stop you right there my HomieÂŽ
Yes, it is. Continue.
//Hi hello the person who slapped this package together has my thanks
damn, wtf is it about emotionally unavailable, crass, muscular men, who are (almost) always wearing sunglasses and are named Johnny, that make me go âI want that oneâ
This made me laugh because if the saints row universe ever crossed over into the cyberpunk universe (my god can u imagine) boss would try to fuck Johnny Silverhand
putting my johnny gat fancam here bc ik it's not gonna get attention on tiktok
damn, wtf is it about emotionally unavailable, crass, muscular men, who are (almost) always wearing sunglasses and are named Johnny, that make me go âI want that oneâ
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Howdy saints and sinnersâah fuck whomâ I kiddinâ, youâre all Saintsâand sinners. Ainât that just the bees knees? How the fuck is everyone doinâ this fine Friday evening?Â
//Gat mistranslates "FBGM" and understands it as "fuck boss get money" but then he further misinterprets that to mean he should fuck his HomieÂŽ as well as acquire currency, possibly together, after packing a car full of C4 to blow something up idk what, spin the roulette wheel with that guy, and then head to Freckle Bitch's
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we're unclear on how much of this he premeditated, save the Freckle Bitch's bit, obviously
Yes, HomieÂŽ is a registered trademark of the Third Street Saints Incorporated etc. etc. but the Boss WILL forgive (and even approve) its use if applied in the most homoerotic (Homierotic is pending copyright) manner imaginable.Â
The second-in-command of the saints threw down a hefty box onto the desk, an outlier from the usual purple present boxes, a bright shade of pink wrapped in ribbons. It was truly the only inoffensive choice- couldnât let them get the idea that he was dropping his colors, but Gat figured he had to single out V-Day in particular to spice things up. Were the Boss to get impatient and slice the various fixings to the prize, they would find the blooms of roses in the rich royale shade that adorned the walls and floors of their abode. Among the petals were a stylish set of desert eagles and about as many rounds as he could stuff into the box before delivery.
âWell? I got you guns, roses, and plenty of lead to pack the shit with⌠Now are you ready to fuckin party or what?â
Valentineâs day couldnât come soon enough. The boss held back as long as they could, but when they could stand it no more, out came a switchblade that was probably a bit longer than necessary and off went the ribbon. Ravenous eyes devoured the rosesâthey were exquisite, not to put too fine a point on itâand the shining, embossed firearms beneath. The scroll work on the metal was, in a word, perfection; Gat had clearly gone to plenty of trouble to acquire these.
The leader of the Third Street Saints spared one last, longâand longingâlook at the guns and vaulted the desk to wrap arms and legs around the one man they knew would always catch them, without fail or question, no matter what.
âLetâs start with a bang, Johnny,â they said as their lips met in a blazing kiss that communicated all the âbangâ they had in mind and then some.
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A late gift for the GatBoss locals
âI havenât got a wife âcause my homie is forever.â
- Johnny Gat, when asked about his plans for settling down
