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"Okay...I really hate to do this but I don't think we've really got any other choices here: I'm gonna need to get a blood sample."
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"You clean up nicely, yeah. I think that's what I said. I could even go as far as saying you look handsome."
MJ wasn't going to call him out on the obvious staring, but she did like the attention. It was a warm glow in the pit of her stomach that she hadn't felt in God knows how long with Paul. Her self-esteem was something that she had put a lot of care and attention into. From an insecure teenage girl to the woman she was, MJ had fought for her confidence. She could be strong and independent but still enjoy the rush of being desired.
Rolling her shoulders back, the redhead attempted a calming breath. "That's because I'm an excellent actress, tiger. Trust my words, not my face. I'm not, like, throw-up nervous, but the jitters are there." Maybe the butterflies in her stomach weren't the gala. That would mean they were — god. She felt like a teenager with a school yard crush again. A crush on Peter Parker. History really did repeat itself.
"Are you positive we can't dip out and get some pizza? Would anyone even notice if we don't show up?"
"oh, is that what you said? thank you, that's very sweet of you." peter's tone was nonchalant, but the word handsome brought just about the dumbest smile to his face.
"Handsome." he mused, unseriously. "I can work with that--could have even worked with cute, but--handsome, now those are interesting odds." he clicked his tongue, only vaguely aware he should be ashamed how easy it was to flirt with her. Or the fact that somewhere between the elevator and the lobby, the entwinement of their arms felt more natural than he wanted to admit. "Well, just in case you do feel like throwing up, you think you could maybe aim for my feet--this is a loaner." he teased, tugging at the lapel of his suit. He definitely owned it, but it was one of his nicer suits.
"I mean, I'm not exactly Mister Fantastic. My arms aren't that long." MJ cracked as she tried in vain to reach the zipper. She stilled then as Peter drew closer. The tug of the zipper tightened the dress, the fabric closing around her. A good dress was a shield, an armor. Add a little red lipstick and stilettos and she might as well have been invincible. Turning to face him, her breath caught as she realize how close they were.
"We shall." Slipping her arm into his, MJ smiled. "You know, you clean up well. Having you next to me is actually helping my nerves. Is it weird I'm nervous? Walk a hundred red carpets and nada, but one little Bugle gala and I'm knocked over. I must be out of practice."
She was talking and he was staring, then his brain quickly caught him up with her individual words. "I clean up nice? That's ridiculous, because I was just thinking I must look like wet card board next to you--look at you." he gestured to her and the dress--her in the dress. "If you're nervous, I can't tell." he assured her, trying to distract himself from the fact that they were alone in a space that ordinarily felt very public, but in the quiet of the empty office suddenly seemed very intimate. It was funny-- he had faced a hundred different life altering scenarios but rarely was he more nervous than faced with a pretty girl. Especially one he had a crush on--not that he was fully ready to admit that to himself. Denial was a deep, deep trench. "Standing in front of a hundred flashing cameras or enduring an evening with Jameson? I'd be less nervous around the cameras too." he teased.
"You're a life saver." And, surprisingly, right. MJ tried to avoid colors that weren't in her palette. She was only slightly ashamed to admit that she had once paid for someone to do an analysis on her. Some shades of red were doable, but orange was definitely out.
"Zip me up, tiger?"
"--you want me to?--yep." peter nodded and walked around the side of the desk. for a split second he stared at the zipper, then he shook his head and reached for the tiny thing. He pinched at the fabric at the base of her dress and tugged at the tab upward with the other, trying to ignore the warmth of her skin against the back of his fingers....or the curve of her waist, dip of her spine....Peter cleared his throat.
"Shall we?" he offered an elbow.
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"Do we like this one? Too much? Not enough? Help me out here."
"uh--" peter cleared his throat when she turned around. Christ, what was this nineteen twenty? had he never seen a woman's back before? he tried to reorganize his thoughts from the scramble they'd been turned into and focused. honestly? she'd look good in a paper bag.
"i like the black---because your hair, it looks good with your hair."

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Shifting realities were a mind fuck. Some things were the same, some different. It was just enough to almost get comfortable but never be able to fully relax. The Daily Bugle was in the same location, but the interior layout was completely different. As a result, it didn't take long for MJ to get completely turned around.
Under the wrathful of J. Jonah Jameson, everyone was scrambling around. Mary Jane may as well have been invisible as three different employees gave her the brush. Finally spotting someone fiddling with a camera, MJ approached him.
"Please tell me you can be my hero and tell me where Norah Winter's desk is?"
peter was sprawled at his desk, muttering to himself. an array of different photos spread across, all of which were different shots of the same alley. jameson kept making him go back and take more--kept saying it wasn't grungey enough, and honestly at his point peter wasnt sure how much grungier he could get them without crawling into the the dumpsters. he paused ...now there was a thought, maybe thats what jameson wanted ? --peter stopped as he finally registered the sound of a voice and yanked his head up to see mary jane watson standing in the entryway. his mouth opened and then shut. he had been avoiding her--well, not really avoiding her, it was just that she was pretty and he was an idiot.
"yeah--i could--we could--yeah." peter nodded a little too quickly. his mouth was moving and he wanted it to stop. "its, uh, this way." he said, rounding his cubicle.
"you just started here, right?"
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Peter was sitting quietly in the lab looking at another set of blood samples. Call it morbid curiosity, but he was dying to know how different each of their (spider-man's) blood was from one universe to the next. He was in the middle of swapping them out when he kept hearing a shuffling of feet. He looked up, seeing someone that was either lost or definitely looking for...--well, anywhere but here.
"You looking for the bathroom?" he smiled, silently amused.
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