Obey Me! Characters As Types of Couples Youād Be
A/N: No one requested this š But I couldnāt stop thinking about it while I was working at the coffee shop all day so here you go :)
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, and Solomon
Lucifer: The Old Married Couple
You two are the extremely established couple. Anyone who knows of your existence knows youāve been together FOREVER
You have a perfect morning routine together that involves helping each other get dressed and cooking breakfast, and you guys get out the door on time every morning.
Everyone laughs at you for your duality. One minute youāll be intensely arguing over who has to do the dishes, and the next youāre cuddling up to one another and kissing
You guys get on each otherās nerves a LOT
But youāll always be each otherās rocks. At the end of the day, coming home and seeing him gives you so much comfort.
You canāt keep any secrets from each other, and why would you want to anyway? Thereās nothing about you that he wouldnāt love
Youāll support each other through anything, and no matter what life throws at you, you always make it work ā¤ļø
Mammon: The āRide or Dieā Couple
Youāre the āmost likely to survive a zombie apocalypseā pair.
Like if any of your friends could bring a couple to a back alley fight, theyād pick you.
Youāre practically inseparable. Every time someone sees one of you, the other is soon seen tagging along behind them.
āPartners in crimeā is your nickname from the brothers š
You always go on missions together, fiercely protecting one another against your enemies. Youād take a bullet for him any day and heād do the same for you!
And itās not just in physical fights either. If anyone ever dares to talk shit about you in front of him, he will tear them to shreds. Similarly, all the brothers know not to tease Mammon too much around you.
Leviathan: The Anti-Social Couple
People wonāt see or hear from you for DAYS.
In fact if it werenāt for your couple twitch streams, they might assume you were dead š
Your friends know that if you arenāt given at least two weeks prior notice, you wonāt be showing up to an event.
And early mornings? Yeah forget it. You two wonāt untangle yourselves from each othersā arms until at least noon.
Which leads to a lot of late night anime marathons or gaming sessions! Dinners consist of ramune sodas and cup noodles, followed by a dessert of snack cakes.
Youāll go back and forth between hyperfixating on the same franchise, and not speaking to each other while on your own separate devices. Each cycle lasts about three hours.
You two are constantly fighting for the top spots in your classes.
To the innocent stranger, you could be mistaken as enemies. You engaged in heated debates, and often had different points of view.
But during study hall, people would find you curled up on a couch in the library with you in his lap as you both read your books.
On the rare occasion that you agreed on something, you were an unstoppable team against the opposing side. Youād eat them alive and leave zero crumbs.
Despite the debating, you guys are always proud of each other. He cheers the loudest when youāre awarded top exchange student at an assembly, and youāre practically his campaign manager when he runs for class representative.
Cute study dates where you wind up collapsed on top of him on the floor, books and coffee cups strewn everywhere <3
Lucifer comes in and covers you both with a blanket š„ŗš
Asmodeus: The Aesthetic Couple
Youāre each othersā official photographers. If someone looked through your phones, theyād be full of well shot pictures of the two of you both together and solo.
You guys at the mall, you eating ice cream, him at the book store, you guys at the coffee shopā¦
And of course each photo shoot goes straight to devil gram. Youāre practically an influencer couple, and everyone ships you so hard.
You guys took some spicy pics in lingerie together and they went VIRAL š„
Every time you go literally anywhere, random strangers will come up to you and tell you youāre the most beautiful couple theyāve ever seen
Most people didnāt know which one of you they were more jealous of, sometimes leading to them beginning to question their sexuality š
You have the same sense of style and always have the coolest outfits. At every event, you always look the best, and everyone is constantly raving about it afterwards.
Stealing each otherās clothes, shoes, jewelry, makeup, and bags is completely normal. Whatās Asmoās is yours and whatās yours is Asmoās š„°
Beelzebub: The Cuddly Couple
Also known as the āPDA couple.ā
You guys HAVE to be touching in some way at all times! Whether itās linking pinkies, his hand in your back pocket, your arm around his waistā¦ if youāre in the same room, youāre practically attached at the hip.
You can never seem to be close enough to him when cuddling. Even if your noses are touching, heās gripping onto you tightly and telling you to get closer.
You guys love feeding each other, much to the annoyance of the brothers
You sitting on his lap is his favorite form of non-sexual intimacy. He just loves how small you are compared to him, straddling his lap like a koala with your little legs dangling off the chair. Heāll play with your hair and tuck your head into the crook of his neck, smiling down at you affectionately.
Leaving the house without giving each other a kiss is practically sacrilege š
You have sickeningly cute food-themed nicknames for each other. Cupcake, honey bunch, sweetie pie, love muffin, cookieā¦
Belphegor: The Rebellious Couple
You two are always either plotting or executing some sort of diabolical scheme.
You plan the best pranks, and they get talked about for years afterwards. No one else could ever top them
As a result, a lot of your dates happen when youāre both grounded to the attic as punishment.
It was honestly stupid of Lucifer to consider a night trapped in the same dark room full of nothing but cozy blankets as a punishment. You didnāt need anything to entertain you when you had each other.
Youād make the worldās coolest blanket fort and hold each other close in it all night, foreheads pressed together as you talked for hours between kisses
You two never get in trouble without the other though, because that would mean you get punished separately :(
Feeding off of each othersā chaotic energy in class and annoying the teacher until you both get sent off to detention
Running away from Lucifer together, laughing and holding hands as he chases after you
Diavolo: The Power Couple
The two of you together are truly fit for royalty. All his subjects agreed that you were the rightful rulers of the Devildom.
You were a symbol of peace and love, making everyone feel safe and cared for
You always attended charity events together, making speeches and bonding with demons who needed help
You two throw the BEST parties. Your ballroom outfits are the envy of all, and everyone canāt help but swoon at the sight of you dancing the night away š„°
You guys do interviews together, smiling at each other as you discuss your relationship with the public
Shielding each other from paparazzi, nonchalantly striding past them holding hands
āMC and Diavoloā becomes the new standard by which all other iconic couples are held.
Your fairytale wedding was the most watched program in the history of the Devildom ā¤ļø
Barbatos: The Dependable Couple
If anyone has a job that needs to be done right, theyāll come to the two of you first.
The two of you just take care of everyone so well in addition to running the Demon Lordās Castle.
You often tag-teamed as the brothersā therapists. Barb would comfort Mammon while making dinner, and you would give Satan advice while doing the dishes, then you would both take a trip to Purgatory Hall to help Simeon and Solomon with a spell
Time-traveling together ā¤ļø
You guys donāt get a lot of privacy and have been caught getting intimate by Diavolo a few times š Heās also innocently interrupted your dates, not realizing how big of a third wheel he was being.
You started planning how to find the young lord a partner of his own so heād leave you alone. And you figured you might as well get the brothers into relationships as well while you were at it.
Simeon: The Romantic Couple
Everyone thought you were the perfect couple, and they honestly werenāt that far from the truth.
You guys dominated practically every love language: writing each other poems, having regular date nights, making passionate love, helping each other with chores and school, buying each other cute little giftsā¦
You take spontaneous trips to the celestial realm and everyone there freaks out upon your arrival š„ŗ
Romantic picnic dates in the flower gardens by a pond, with champagne and chocolate covered strawberriesā¦ putting flowers in each otherās hair and lying next to each other in the grass āŗļø
Every once in a while, if the weather was hot, heād convince you to come for a swim with him in the pond. Your clothes would be left on the bank as you laughed and splashed at each other, floating out to the middle and holding onto each other, foreheads pressed together with your hair dripping wet
He actually wrote a new romance novel inspired by you, and it becomes one of historyās most beloved love stories ā¤ļø
Solomon: The Mysterious Couple
No one ever seemed to know what you guys were up to. You were extremely private about your relationship.
You guys walked everywhere together, but hardly ever engaged in PDA. You never felt the need to, because what went on behind closed doors was enough for both of you.
You were the closest thing this world had to soulmates, being so connected to each otherās heartsā¦ the kind of love that transcends thousands of years
Working on your magic together, going on missions and adventures to acquire mystic elements and uncover ancient secrets āØ
Everyone knows when you two are close because they can smell a strong aroma of herbs and smoke
People arenāt 100% sure whether or not they can trust youā¦ youāre both so charismatic and charming, but at the same time thereās this suspicious air of mischief that you both seem to feed off of
You guys really donāt even care what others think of youā¦ the only thing you care about in life is loving each other for all eternity
