Okay I thought we all ridiculed Kings of Leon 13 years ago why am I having to hear a soft club mix of Sex is on Fire in a Lyft rn

Interior decorating (eating food coloring)

"the <noun>s are <noun>ing" will cease to be used after jan 1st and will forever be a 2023 thing

I want what any girl wants: a curated experience to interact with my favorite brands!!

Y'all ever heard of albums?? I'm h*gh rn and wow good shit. It's like if instead of shoveling out songs that are effectively tiktok hitclip compilations, you make music that progresses over minutes and then it carries you onto the next song's vibe and repeats that for over half an hour!

Making a video edit where every time a gay character is moodily listening on headphones on a TV show I add in hyperpop clips

We gotta stop climate change so that New York can cool down in the evening so that ice cream trucks stop playing their song at like 7pm instead of 10pm

Just had to explain TRL to someone at a house party kill me

The subway needs to add more PvP zones by adding in spiral staircases.