A Thornless Rose

You’re probably wondering where I went for three months because I just poofed and updates are fun. So, here is an update as to what has been up. 

First, I got a new job. Fun, yes? Oh my gosh yes. I am a personal stylist now and it’s amazing! Also, because I left my previous day job {spoiler alert, it was Starbucks} I no longer have to wake up at 3:20am! All good things. We stan sleep in this household. Just kidding, I don’t know what sleep means. 

Second, I run wardrobe {costumes} for celebrities, ballets, tours, etc.– Idina Menzel, Matthew Morrison, American Ballet Theatre, etc. So, I’ve been doing that a few times, including this upcoming weekend. Third, I’ve got a full season of shows I’m Costume Designing. In order, my shows are: Bye Bye Birdie {November}, Willy Wonka Jr {January}, Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella {March}, Seussical Jr {May}, Summer camp {show tbd – June}, All Shook Up {July}.  The months listed are their opening dates, so, if you can guess, it doesn’t allow for a whole lot of downtime.  Fourth, tumblr decided to do things and I wanted to wait until it was {mostly} over to appear again. 

Fifth, I went to Disneyland! We all know how much I love that place! In fact, I went twice in four months and that’s that. So… Yeah! 

Anyway, that is my update as to why I poofed! Oh, and my birthday’s this Friday {the 8th} and I’m running a tour, so I won’t actually get to celebrate it… Yay.  

If you have DISCORD, I mainly use that when I’m not on my computer, and you can DM me if you want that and we be mutuals. Or, if you just want a buddy to talk to/rp with, I use Discord for rping too and it’s nice because then all 30+ muses of mine are in one handy dandy place ;)  

Happy Thursday! 

Love always,

enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

The Letter

“Did I get mail?”

“I got my Hogwarts letter!!”

“Magic isn’t real, idiot.”

“I’m a what?”

“Guess where I’m going on September first!”

“Did you get yours yet?”

“Is that an owl?”

Diagon Alley

“Oh no! My owl!”

“Hey, can I borrow a knut?” / “You can borrow DEEZ KNUTS.”

“That book tried to BITE me!”

“Look at this book–Hexes for the Novice Prankster.”

“I just saw someone trying to snort Floo powder.”

“Do these robes make my butt look big?”

“The Apothecary smells like rotten milk.”

“What cauldron did you get?”

“School shopping has never been so much fun.”

“Maybe we can sneak into the Leaky Cauldron.”

“I want that broom SO bad.”

“Why would you want a cat?”

“The wand chooses the asshole, I guess.”

“Ollivander is kind of a creep.”

The Hogwarts Express

“We’re going to miss the train!”

“Can you tell me where Platform Nine and Three Quarters is?”

“This trunk is SO heavy!”

“Why are you already wearing your robes?”

“I just ate six cauldron cakes. Someone give me a medal.”

“Are we there yet?”

“You can’t sit with us.”

“Oh–damn. Sorry, I thought this compartment was empty.”

“Is it okay if I sit with you? Everywhere else is full.”

“Are you a prefect?”

“Ha ha! You got a booger-flavored jelly bean?”

“I’ll trade you my chocolate frog card!”

“I lost my toad.”

“I’m scared about the sorting…”

Life At Hogwarts

“I swear, Filch keeps trying to get me into trouble.”

“This is the fifth time I’ve seen that staircase move!”

“If Peeves wasn’t a ghost, I’d fight him.”

“Oh hey, my owl brought me a letter!”

“Do you think Shrek lives in the Forbidden Forest?”

“Let’s just pretend I didn’t blow up my cauldron.”

“Muggleborns are going to take over the world.”

“There’s something weird about that professor.”

“…do people really get detention in the Forbidden Forest?”

“Meet me in the Common room/library/Great Hall later!”

“I don’t know how I keep getting points deducted from my House.”

“Why do you still use quills? There are pens.”

“I dare you to go swimming in the lake.”

Quidditch

“GET THE SNITCH!”

“Your team sucks.”

“That should’ve been a foul!”

“Wow, look at them go.”

“Don’t fall off the broom!”

“That captain is so hot.”

“Why is Quidditch a legal sport?”

“I wish I made the team.”

“See you on the field.”

“Look out for that Bludger!”

“We’re celebrating with Butterbeer tonight.”

“I can’t believe we lost again…”

Exams

“I’ll never be able to learn this spell in time…”

“What are the twelve uses of dragon blood again?”

“Can you show me the wand movement again? Please?”

“Just let me peek at your notes for five minutes.”

“I couldn’t even do well at regular school, now I’m at wizard school…”

“Is there really no way to cheat?”

Dear friend,

We have reached that glorious time when this Costume Designer has to slow down being on here because she has a show that opens in three weeks! Also, I have a really important interview this coming Friday and it’s in another state so I’ll be MIA because of that anyway! However, I will still answer SHORT thingies/memes and be reachable via IMs and DISCORD I’m just gonna be a turtle! I just thought I’d keep you in the loop of things! ^-^ <3

Love always,

“Guess who signed us up to go Christmas caroling?”

“Sorry, it’s not me, it’s the eggnog.”

“Don’t get mad, but I think I set the Christmas tree on fire.”

“What must Santa have been smoking to think his reindeer can talk?”

“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”

“I guess someone’s not getting any use out of that slutty Santa outfit they bought.”

“All in saying is no one would catch us if we chopped down a tree.”

“I tried to buy one of those singing Santas but I spilled water on it and now it sounds demonic.”

“You know, you remind me a lot of the Grinch. The only difference is in the end, his heart grows three sizes, but you stay an asshole.”

“Pleaseeee? Nobody else wants to play Santa!!”

“I forgot how much work gingerbread houses were..”

“Don’t tell me this is your first hot chocolate?!”

“I swear if Frosty the Snowman doesn’t melt in the next five minutes, I’m shutting it off.”

“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”

“Looks like you’re getting coal this year.”

“I just took an online quiz and it said I was on the Naughty List!! If it was you I could see it, but not me!”

“Are you seriously crying over Rudolph..?”  

“We’re not watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”

“Cancel all your plans! We’re watching Hallmark Christmas movies!”    

“What the hell kind of Charlie Brown Christmas tree did you buy?”

“I lit the fire because I want to make sure Santa knows who’s boss when he comes down that chimney.”  

“What did you ask for this Christmas?”

“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”

“Have you seriously never eaten a candy cane?”

“Is there some kind of old woman shop where they sell those weird Christmas trees made of strawberry candy?”  

“Hey, I bought a paint your own ornament kit. Let’s make some!”

“Is this your first time getting/giving a present?”

“I just called to tell you Merry Christmas!”

“Will you drive around with me to look at the Christmas lights?”

“Please stop singing Christmas songs.”

“Why aren’t you singing along to the Christmas carols?”

“If you ring those dumb jingle bells one more time, I will wring your neck.”

“Oh my god is that a mistletoe..?”

Dear friend,

We have reached that glorious time when this Costume Designer has to slow down being on here because she has a show that opens in three weeks! Also, I have a really important interview this coming Friday and it’s in another state so I’ll be MIA because of that anyway! However, I will still answer SHORT thingies/memes and be reachable via IMs and DISCORD I’m just gonna be a turtle! I just thought I’d keep you in the loop of things! ^-^ <3

Love always,

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”