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astraldemise

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

astraldemise

guess how i found out today is wednesday

astraldemise

i hate you

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aropride

rules: spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url (tagged by @bothersome-edgar TY ^_^ )

O- one day - lovejoy

S- summertime - my chemical romance

M- mommy fwiend - penelope scott

P- (a) pearl - mitski (sorry i had 2 get it in)

R- rant - bo burnham

A- all too well (10 minute version) - taylor swift

N- no children - the mountain goats

B- brutal - olivia rodrigo

O- old college try - the mountain goats

O- only everyone can judge me - crywank

tagging: @creating-constellations @samnook @fawn-wings @rosysugarr @esynk @ctubboapologist @jaymesdoodles @metfell @corvidares @pixiecaps

lityersesly

oh this is quite poggers and epic actually, ty for the tag >:D !!!

S afe and Sound - Taylor Swift

A s The World Caves In - Matt Maltese

M ONEY - LISA

N ever Been in Love - Will Jay

O lder - Alec Benjamin

O ur Last Summer - ABBA

K iller in the Mirror - Set it Off

tagging: @charliespring @calli0p3 @lunellyn @harpygon @icarustheartist @smol-evil-gremlin @lexicled @blazevillains @alltheglowingeyess @phantom-does-a-thing @star-of-nobility and anyone else who wants to ^_^ !!!

positively-patroclus

thanks for the tag!!!!!!!!

single ladies-beyoncé

montero-little nas x

ophelia-the lumineers

little talks-of monsters and men

empty space-bears in trees

vertigo-alice merton

if it’s true-hadestown

like a girl-lizzo

give me novocaine-green day

rapunzel-emlyn

e.t.-katy perry

main thing-madison reyes and jadah marie

lily the pink-the irish rovers

i am not a robot-marina and the diamonds

nightingale-norah jones

i am sorry but i am not up to tagging 15 people so

@understandably-odd @samlambert @sapphossidechick and anyone else who wants to

boysdontcry-mp3

thanks for the tag!!!

under pressure - queen and david bowie

nobody - mitski

don’t bring me down - electric light orchestra

everybody (backstreet’s back) - backstreet boys

ring ring - abba

starman - david bowie

therapy - tick tick boom

action! - the knee hi’s

never gonna give you up - rick astley

daniel - elton john

a teenager in love - dion and the belmonts

bye bye bye - *nysnc

location - ajr

you matter to me - waitress

oops!… i did it again - britney spears

don’t you (forget about me) - simple minds

don’t stop me now - queen

@sooshsooshsoosh @cinnamonstickrayofsunlight @theoneandonlycowboyofthesea @milesspidermanmorales and anyone else who wants to!!

theoneandonlycowboyofthesea

thanks for the tag bestie!

take a chance on me- abba

haus of holbein- six

everyone hates his parents- falsettos

one short day- wicked

no way- six

everybody- backstreet boys

another one bites the dust- queen

nine to five- dolly parton

don’t go breaking my heart- elton john

once and for all- newsies

nobody- bandstand

little miss perfect- joriah kwamé, taylor louderman

year of the child- falsettos

classic- mkto

omigod you guys- legally blonde

what baking can do- waitress

bennie and the jets- elton john

one perfect moment- bring it on

your song- elton john (but specifically the moulin rouge obc version)

one more try- &juliet

feel something- joshua bassett

tainted love- soft cell

home- beetlejuice

every pretty girl- andrew barth feldman

sunflower- post malone, swae lee

edge of great- julie and the phantoms

andante, andante- abba (but specifically the mamma mia 2 version)

@swagsbian @thelongtetheredknight @pamesjatterson @blue-heron @sorrynotsorryboutwhatshesaid @hey-its-solar @deerecho and anyone else who wants to!

hey-its-solar-deactivated202401

Thanks for tagging me!

Heartstomper- Anna Akana

Ex-Wives- Six

Your Shell Of Grief- Alice By Heart

Invisible- Beetlejuice

Townie- Mitski

Same But Different- Islander

Sweet Little Sister- Lizzie

Oh No!- Marina

Little Life- In The Green

All I Ever Ask- Rachel Chinouriri

Ready As I’ll Ever Be- Tangled The Series

@yearning-and-arson @eatacrackerandstop @ex-worm @annleigh @pamesjatterson @weasle6000 @blueskiesandstarrynights @hear-its-whiskering-there-again @love-in-gay-nation @one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff

weasle6000

W - Wesley's Theory

E - Earthmover

A - A lizard State

S - Sea, swallow me

L - Lethologica

E - Echo, Brave

dwsa-hnngh

imploding at this

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B-L-O-R-B-O B-L-O-R-B-O B-L-O-R-B-O and Blorbo was his name-O

hey-its-solar-deactivated202401

this website is insane someone will say something like 'girl help me i am trapped in a rotisserie chicken' and itll still get notes for some

girl help me I am trapped in a rotisserie chicken

Me

#me

dicksmasher

i’m fucking losing it over this mouse trap from the 1800s

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angelicguy

if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”

firefox-official

doing a stand-up show tomorrow

cohues

like on your legs or

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yeah on my legs

Running for my life

Babe wake up new emojis just dropped

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Pyramid schemes are going to super hell for mlm crimes!!!

requested by: Anonymous

badjokesbyjeff

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

“qwertyuiop” beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

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