Wear This To That.

Hey panda bear, wear this Moschino 'McDonalds' sweater dress to that donation car wash.

Hey little swine, wear this Marc Jacobs high-waisted brief to that luau.

Hey dolphin, wear this Kenzo floral cut-off silk dress  to that Cash-4-Gold

Hey Italian greyhound, wear this Just Cavalli printed dress to that gondola race.

Hey prude poodle, wear this Givenchy ruffle dress to that boulangerie

Hey labrador, wear this Alexander Wang leather dress to that froyo shoppe.

Hey sassy lion, wear this Christopher Kane rainbow dress, to that baptism.

Hey bison wear this Mary Katrantzou floral dress to that cattle auction.

Hey sloth, wear this Prabal Gurung purple dress to that mani pedi.

Hey poodle, wear this Givenchy rottweiler tee to that Bikram class.

Hey polar bear, wear this Prada banana shirt to that hopscotch tournament.

Hey camel, wear this Stella McCartney poncho to that Parent-Teacher Conference.

Hey French bulldog, wear this Celine sweater to that Tupperware party. 

Hey orca, wear this Givenchy shark sweatshirt to that clam bake.

Hey pygmy goat, wear this pair of Miu Miu glitter booties to that outlet mall.   

Hey sad turkey, wear this rag & bone Dagger sweater to that vegan potluck.

Hey shiny unicorn, wear this Junya Watanabe camo jacket to that barn dance.