~outsiders trash~

OK, I wanna appologize for the massive sort of silence from the blog, the other person running it i think stopped, and i just came back to Tumblr. im gonna do my best to at least reply to asks and stuff like that!

When we can, we gotta hop onto it, and I should have a few done later today!

I would say I ship you with….

TWOBIT MATHEWS

Damn school hit me like a brick

Annnddddddd my computer is broken

:)

cherry turnover: who do you live with?

bananas foster: do you believe in soulmates?

glazed donut: would you rather visit a zoo or an aquarium?

pumpkin pie: what were your interests as a child?

lemon tart: how many languages can you speak?

chocolate mousse: how is your relationship with your parents?

creme brûlée: describe your style

cheesecake: have you ever visited a sex shop?

raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores?

green tea ice cream: who was your first crush?

chocolate chip cookie: how has your life changed over the past year?

berry trifle: first & last concert you went to?

tapioca pudding: favorite animated characters?

fudge brownie: do you like your name?

strawberry shortcake: are you good at keeping secrets?

tiramisu: are you daring when it comes to makeup & clothing or do you like to play it safe?

oreo milkshake: do you sleep a lot?

apple crisp: how do you relax?

carrot cake: who is your celeb look alike?

macaron: what is your ethnicity?

cinnamon bun: favorite salty snack?

red velvet cupcake: ask any question of your own

I so ship you with Johnny boo

Even though he’s also the baby of his group, he’s still tough.  He is  p e r f e c t  for you! He takes such good care of you! He’s always so cute and adorable just like we know him to be. The only time he’s not is when someone tries to take advantage of your kindness. Pity the poor soul who attempts to use you. But, like I said, that’s the only time he’s not blushing and just melting your heart! Hand holding is about as intense as Johnny can get. He really cares about you and he’s not sure how to express it, but he knows that taking it too fast is definitely not the way. Sometimes he’ll tell you how beautiful he thinks you are and how he can just drown in your deep brown eyes. (You have to reboot him afterwards because telling you how he feels can make his system crash.)

Your friends might not like Johnny all that much at first, but after they get to know him, they all approve. Eventually, they’ll probably run into the rest of the gang- imagine how that’d go. (Especially if some of your friends are either rly flirty or rly unflirty…) Anyway, Johnny becomes your chief editor for the books that you write. Soda practically begs you to write one based on the gang, and you gladly accept. That story was Johnny’s favorite. He loved the overly dramatic plot twists and the hilarious way you portrayed all of his friends. Lord help this boy, you’re making him fall for you like a ton of bricks falling from the Empire State building.

Your relationship with Johnnycake would include:

-Watching a Star Wars marathon and complaining about the prequels together

-Constantly defining big words for Johnny

-Dally’s either your bodyguard or he holds you at gunpoint and tells you if you ever hurt Johnny he’ll blow your brains out, it all depends on how your first meeting goes

-Literally everyone ships you two

-Lots of blushing from both parties

-So much hand holding

-Cute little hello and goodbye pecks

Right now I’ve got 7 ships that I’m working on, I’m posting them later tonight or tomorrow night (hopefully tonight bc they’ve been in there so long)

I think I have one headcanon request as for right now

77. Do you miss anyone right now? 

(no cuz he’s dead)

all jokes aside, Bob probably misses Cherry a lot, because he felt like she was one of the few people who really cared for him. It breaks my heart to say this, but he probably misses his parents too. His parents never really cared enough, or cared in the right way, and he lived his whole life going to extremes just trying to get them to notice him

20.  How tall are you? 

I’m 4′11, almost 5′ tall (people think I’m still in elementary school)

39. do you have a nickname? what is it?

TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You’d meet him and immediately be like “Dude you’re from New York? Did you have one of those hugeass rats that they have up there?”

This is when you’d start being friends.

You are his tiny girl, he calls you his lil whitelate (after a long day and a few drinks, he laughed and called you a lightweight. You gasped/burped and slurred “I’mnoh a whitelate!”). You can’t help it, you’re like half the size of a normal person. [a note from me: I’m in the same boat, but I’m in the 4’s] He loves pulling at your curls and watching them spring back. To him, it’s like kicking one of those door stoppers than makes fart noises when it moves. If you still have a New York accent, he loves to mock it. He squats down to your height and walks around talking in a ridiculous voice. (It’s hilarious.)

Mister Keith is not one of the most studious boys on the East side, that’s for sure. He still loves to listen to what you write, though. He asks you to read out loud to him while you two cuddle on the couch. He also loves to record you doodling then speed up the video so it’s a speed draw. You can’t deny that it’s satisfying. It’s his favorite thing to do with you, other than go on dates. Your dates are literally so wild and crazy, most of the time you wake up and either have no idea how you fell asleep on top of the projector at the drive-in or why the heck you’re inside a locker at the high school. While the dates themselves always start out normal, some stupid is always bound to follow. Whether it be heavy drinking or a game of Xtreme Truth or Dare, dates are always a wild card. The only “normal” dates that you go on are double dates, and it’s only because you’re being babysat.

Your relationship with Two-Bit would include:

-Being the female bro of the gang

-Him sneaking you into awesome parties or exclusive clubs

-Yeah he kinda steals pretty jewelry you want but he never gets caught sooooo

-It’s still romantic if you think about it

-Sneaking extra cigarettes to Pony when Darry cracks down on him about smoking

-Deep talks

-“Two how the fuck did we end up on the roof of the Empire State building we were literally just by the lakes”

-Drunk kisses

-He writes you letters when he’s drunk

Dude you belong with my boy Dallass

He calls you his little angry doll because of your abundance of sarcasm and snark in your smaller than average body. Words cannot describe how proud he is to have an amazingly hot, fiery girlfriend like you. The undercut he especially loves. He loves running his fingers over the buzzed hair. (Not to mention it like highkey turns him on.) At first, he wasn’t sure if you could protect yourself. You seemed kind of vulnerable. After all, you were really skinny and tiny. Boy was he wrong…

You two have this relationship that is unique to just the two of you. The best way to describe it is “chaotic good.” You wanna go to a bar, drink a little too much,  and then serenade the city? That’s cool. You wanna just stay home and eat chips while watching old boxing matches? That’s cool too. In each other, you have found a twin and a best friend that you will keep forever.

Your relationship with Dalasshole Winston would include:

-Him being obnoxiously sexual and you being a savage with a sharp tongue

-You wearing his leather jacket 24/7

-Johnny is now your son, and you’ve only known him for a few hours, but if anything happened to him you would kill everyone in the room and then yourself

-Granted, while old Dallas would do a lot of not-so-smart things, he would never hurt you or let anyone else hurt you

-He learns how to cut your hair and it looks sooooo goooooddddd

-You tease him about opening a salon: East Side Cuts

I ship you with Darry! You want that relationship that everyone else is EXTREMELY jealous of? You got it! Y’all’s Instagrams are littered with pictures of you doing cute stuff together- such as playing beach volleyball, going out to dinner, and cuddling on the couch. Whenever you two enter a room, the words “power couple” appear over your heads in bold neon flashing letters.

You know that adorable nicknames are a must with this boy. (But no ridiculous ones.) Darry tells you every day that you’re the little splash of color in his world, with your blonde streaks, blue eyes, and sweet personality. He’s never met anyone like you before. All of the boys love you too- even Dally doesn’t try anything. You immediately become everyone’s mom. Pony and Soda see you more of a best friend, but you still feel obligated to take care of everyone. If you and Darry have kids, you’re literally going to be the best parents in the world.

Honestly, fights with you two would be practically nonexistent. You have no secrets from each other and are very comfortable in your relationship. Just how comfortable? The kind of comfortable to where you can tell funny stories while you’re doing your makeup and he’s getting out of the shower. If you had an aesthetic, it would be sitting in a cozy living room all bundled up in front of a fire, drinking hot chocolate and watching snow fall outside. (sweet sweet sweet sweet pure fluff)

Your relationship with Darry would include:

-Him getting you fuzzy socks for your birthday

-Dates to a fair or carnival

-He picks you up all the time and makes you feel so tiny and protected

-The  b i c e p s  tho

-Johnny calls you mom sometimes and doesn’t realize it

-Pony didn’t like you at first, but you helped him become closer with his oldest brother

-All of the Curtis brothers are your best friends that you can trust with anything

-Except that one time when you told Soda that, long story short, appreciated Darryl’s ass

-It was meant to not be shared with him