[ Gods and Men ]

Of all the paths to cross, Fundy was the one Dream had been least expecting. In all honesty, it was late enough that the blond hadn't assumed anybody would still be venturing outside. It was the best cover when you were a wanted prison escapee, afterall.

It was a small blessing that Fundy seemed too drunk for the situation to truly sink in – Dream really wasn't in the mood for some big argument, nor having Quackity be alerted to his presence so near to Las Nevadas. The masked man wasn't quite ready to pay the duck hybrid a visit yet.

The tease had been instinctual. Slipped from his lips before Dream could catch himself. With how loud the fox had been singing, he'd half expected them to not hear him anyways.

If only you knew what I just dealt with.

A woman never reveals her age.

I wanna write about things that matter, like politics and the environment and foreign affairs, things I'm interested in.

Keep busting your butt. You're gonna get there.

Hey, I got something to cheer you up.

What happens tomorrow night?

You know what I like.

What are you reading, you catching up on your current events?

You know, if you wanna try those out sometime, we should get together.

You finally decided to show up?

Good morning, sunshine.

I'm going back to bed. I have no reason to live.

I'm not gonna let you lose your job on top of everything else.

Where were you?

Oh, this is a good day. This is a good day.

Precious gems aren't exactly my forte.

It's gonna be my pitch, my account, my campaign. This is my baby.

I don't really wanna talk about it, okay?

Why does this always happen to me?

Seriously, I am mystified because it always starts out so well.

You cried? You mean like one glistening tear on your cheek, right?

It was how I felt. I wanted to express myself.

That is both incredibly disgusting and categorically untrue.

Well, I've been working on something that's, kind of, different.

I'm sorry, I wasn't feeling very well.

I can't use my personal life for a story.

I'll keep a diary of it and it will be sort of a dating how-to in reverse.

What are you working on now?

You are never going to pull this off.

You're not gonna burn the apartment down or bite [him/her/them] or anything, are you?

I'm gonna limit myself to doing everything people do wrong in relationships.

What's wrong with that?

What are you doing here? You weren't invited?

Status is the reason to buy diamonds in the first place.

I respect women, all right? And I also listen to women.

I'd like to see you prove that.

Do you think you can make someone fall in love with you by then?

After I win this bet, this pitch is mine.

I was just wondering if you find…

If you'll excuse me, I have a bet to win.

Now do you wanna tell me what's going on?

I'll meet you at the door.

I'm gonna check this one out and see if [he/she/they] the keeper.

I'm doing this for you.

It's not gonna look goofy on me.

You ready to go for a ride, [name]?

What do I think? About the food or you?

Yeah, you can answer some questions for me, actually.

What do you do for a living?

So you think you got me all figured out?

I still got one last question.

Can I get you a cold beer?

Oh, you are such a hussy. You can't hide those lying eyes.

I can practice some self-control, unlike some people I know.

A diamond is a long-term commitment.

Hey, hey, let's not go too fast, okay?

I want you to respect me. And I want your respect.

Oh, you are already falling in love with me.

I'm taking my time. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through someone's purse?

Oh, what have we here?

Listen, I had a wonderful time last night.

Denying your subconscious desires is extremely dangerous to your health.

Does that psychobabble really work on anybody?

Well, you know what, I miss you, too.

Why don't we catch a movie or something?

What if something had happened to you?

So I suppose your mind is a complete blank?

You are my family. You're all I've got.

I'm sitting here thinking about how damn beautiful you are.

Maybe we should get you to a hospital.

That's feeling real nice. It's starting to feel a little better.

I hope you brought your appetite. We've got a feast tonight.

Go ahead and pour yourself a glass of wine.

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht.

You have to take it away before I gag.

Do I look like the kind of person who knows the score of a game?

No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. You're kidding me, right?

Can I see you tomorrow?

Look what I got for us. Look at that. Come on. Come on.

You should try it on, otherwise you don't know if it's gonna fit.

I was just gonna save it for a special occasion.

I've been trying to get a hold of you.

You know what? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

Please show them to me. I really do wanna see them.

It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.

I'm telling you, this calls for drastic measures.

Look, I have to think of something before tomorrow.

I think you know what I'm suggesting.

You're not mad, are you, [name]?

Look, this is getting really creepy, all right?

You're acting completely insane. You know that?

I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person.

Listen, can you forgive me? I don't know what I was thinking.

I am way out of line, [name]. Can you give me another chance?

Haven't you had enough?

Hey, look, I'm willing to do anything.

What do you think about couples therapy?

I love you, [name], but I don't have to like you right now.

If you're really gonna commit to this, you're gonna have to open up.

Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?

You have a problem.

Look, look, wait a minute. The one night that we even thought about getting close to having sex, [he/she/they] decides they are gonna name my private parts!

Methinks thou doth protesteth too much.

What the hell was that?

I'm not a rage-aholic!

Come here. I've seen this before, and I've seen it many times.

You've got more than enough personalities to keep me completely occupied.

How do you think that makes me feel?

I'm not ashamed of you.

Hey, you wanna talk to the whole family, you can talk to the whole family.

What did [he/she/they] say? I didn't quite hear.

Hello? Hello, where is everybody? Hey!

You heard me. I said bullshit.

I'm your daddy, now.

Everything all right? Is this okay?

I love everything about this house. The noise, the smells.

That's it. You're scaring me.

I want you to come with me. As my partner.

Won't tomorrow be the tenth day we've been seeing each other?

I don't see you at a party for ages.

I'm not in love.

I mean, I've only known [her/him/them] for 10 days. I… You can't… I can't be…

Why don't you come up here and sing your song?

You probably think this song is about you, you're so vain.

Tone-deaf and drunk is not a good combination.

You fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed!

Well, do we want everybody to know your lovemaking is lame?

I really think you have to get over that.

Come on. You're so vain!

This is the worst thing I've ever heard.

You used me to get ahead in your work...you arrogant, backstabbing jerk!

Congratulations. You did it. You just lost [him/her/them].

You can't lose something you never had.

If I could do it over again, I'd do some things differently, you know.

You're doing the right thing.

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

I think you're running away.

hell don't know my fury.

you're all i need.

lay your head on my lap one more time.

i can't decide, there's too many variations to consider.

maybe some faith would do me good.

i would've warned you, but really, what's the point?

please forgive me for my distance.

am i your gal or should i get out of town?

it's hard enough even trying to be civil to myself.

i never did anything to you, man.

you wanna lick my wounds, don't you, baby?

when i think of it, my fingers turn to fists.

you'll beat me with your bitter lies.

only kisses on the cheek from now on.

baby, i wished for you.

if i need you, i'll just use your simple name.

i can't tonight.

i don't feel so good.

hunger hurts and i want him so bad.

i went crazy again today.

i thought he was a man but he was just a little boy.

these hands are just too shaky to hold.

i know i'm a mess that he don't wanna clean up.

what you lookin' at me for?

do i really wanna feel i'm forced to answer you? hell no.

what i find is mine.

i'm gonna fuck it up again.

why can't i make a mistake?

i fight him always and still.

run, free yourself of me.

i'll soon grow hungry for a fight and i will not let you win.

i don't know how to live without my hand on his throat.

i'll be your girl, if you say it's a gift.

let this thing run its route.

how can i fight, when we're on the same side?

i'll keep on kicking the crap 'til it's gone.

i wouldn't know what to do with another chance if you gave it to me.

i'll be able to move on.

am i gonna heal from this?

i do know what's good for me.

i've done what i could for you.

how many times do I have to say to get away, get gone?

it's time the truth was out.

you can use my skin to bury secrets in.

for the time being, i'm being patient.

i'll wait by the backstage door.

so be it, i'm your crowbar.

FUNDY!!

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