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You're such a dweeb <3

Uhhh Steris? What's a "dweeb"?

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and-wayne

As a Terrisman, I'm disowning the Lord Ruler.

He ain't one of us. We're not claiming him.

wax-and-wayne

Wayne, what did I tell you about discussing politics on social media?

You should shout this in the streets mate.

coinshot-insurance-agency

The Coinshot Insurance Agency is proud to announce the opening of yet another office! With three buildings now, plus our HQ, it is our hope that we'll have a representative for you in every octant within five years!

The CIA will be watching over Elendel!

wax-and-wayne

This is bound to become profitable eventually.

I'm doing this only because Steris keeps staring at me every time the broadsheets talk about "a rogue coinshot" destroying the roofs of AutoCarriages.

Hello waxilllium I hope i find you in good health I must ask you for help your cub driver hoid has been avoiding his divorce papers from jasnah by getting evaporated and then running from us when we try to give them to him your help is greatly appreciated

@sky-brakers-without-borders

Our cab driver is a faithful fellow. I'm not giving him up for some Rosharan

coinshot-insurance-agency

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wax-and-wayne

Nobody let Wayne know I run this place

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waxillium-dawnshot

Hello.

I'm Waxillium Ladrian, senator in the Elendel senate, lord of House Ladrian.

... lawman, always.

Please forward all formal requests to my wife Steris, and all requests for assistance with crime to... the... local... constabulary. *takes a deep breath* Rusts. Fine. Tell me if you need help, and I'll take care of it. I'll be much more efficient than the constables.

wax-and-wayne

This is clearly an impostor.

Arrest this man immediately

#I mean come on!#TWO of my sideblogs‽#Man

*steals your dinner*

@edgedancing-food-thief

Wayne already does that. I don't need two of you

Mind if I take a blood sample? For science purposes

@a-wandering-biomancer

Last time that happened I almost got poisoned. Ask @and-wayne

alethkars-true-king

So... I just... talk to a sword then. *Summons Oathbringer, drops it quickly.*

I'm not picking you up off the floor, don't look at me like that. I'm not touching a spren. It's weird. Especially not a half-dead one. ....Denouement's different. She doesn't count. Obviously.

What am I even supposed to say to a sword? It's not like this is actually going to do anything. This is stupid. *dismisses Oathbringer*

horsolin-kholin

I used to talk to Maya about whatever was happening. Especially before a duel.

wax-and-wayne

Nothing weird about that. I talk to all my guns on the regular

*in noble accent, wearing a fancy bowler* Lord Ladrian, I am pleased to extend to you a formal invitation to the nest of @the-ominous-chasmfiend

Not to worry, it may be an intimidating sight, but it is as sweet as a puppy.

-@and-wayne

Forward all applications to Sters please

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Your coat looks really inconvenient, how doesn't it get tangled in itself??

I am blessed by Harmony himself with flawless coat skills

The Nice part about Knowing Wayne is that he’s just so rusting nice to everyone. How does one stay so above it all, I wonder

#cosmere #cremposting #mistborn

and-wayne

@steris-ladrian-nee-harms come chasmfiend nest. Warm and comfy. @the-ominous-chasmfiend nest perfect for writing lists in.

steris-ladrian-nee-harms

@wax-and-wayne dear, what is Wayne inviting me to?

wax-and-wayne

Appears to be some form of gathering on Roshar

wax-and-wayne

miss me, wax?

@forever-a-lawwoman

*Shoots you again*

forever-a-lawwoman

Well that’s not very respectful at all, I haven’t even done anything yet. Is that anyway to treat your wife?

wax-and-wayne

Former Wife. Former Wife who has, in fact, tried to murder me multiple times.

@steris-ladrian-nee-harms is my wife now

#I'm assuming you're both the same person out of character?

miss me, wax?

@forever-a-lawwoman

*Shoots you again*

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and-wayne

If I had to pick one different feruchemical metal, I'd pick steel. Imagine speed bubbles plus stored speed. Gonna break the sound barrier!

wax-and-wayne

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!

wax-and-wayne

Sounds fun

and-wayne

... Wax. Mate. We have got to get you an unkeyed steelmind. You zoomin' around at super speed would put the fear of Harmony in every criminal on the planet.

wax-and-wayne

I believe my revolver #1,034 does that well enough.

@i-am-i-think could you get some Feruchemy form me please?

and-wayne

If I had to pick one different feruchemical metal, I'd pick steel. Imagine speed bubbles plus stored speed. Gonna break the sound barrier!

wax-and-wayne

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa!

wax-and-wayne

Sounds fun

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