I Can’t Help What I’ve Become

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

mental illness is weird because even if the toughest shit has been going on i didn’t shed a tear and then literally got a mental breakdown because i couldn’t find my watch the other day

You should look up lesbian publishing houses, they’re filled with these stories.

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

Sounds like college

“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them