Live Fast.

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

And it’s kosher!

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”

The kind of history deserving of knowing

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

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You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.