aew loves my grapefruits

So..who wants to teach me how to play Animal Crossing? I need something to do while ignoring @watchthexfl.

Anyone?

I repeat I don’t care. I enjoyed it so do whatever. I made me and my mother and father of course got me here on earth.

I do have a lot of nerve. You think I care about that? I put everyone over already and loved it. 

Don’t be fuckin’ annoying.

This one. I only been on this one. 

I’m doing something productive. Money isn’t everything. 

On what fucking planet?!

Go bother someone who didn’t turn down your shotty offer in favor of staying with a company who actually cares about its talent enough to take the hit to prevent them from turning up to events sick and putting their high-risk coworkers in danger.

And?

Put your glasses on and try to comprehend. Go read a book or do something productive. I’m not into repeating myself.

I think I know what I can and can’t do. I don’t need you to try and tell me anything. My daddy would agree with me when it comes to treating people with respect. I don’t miss work except when I have to and that hasn’t been many times. So you can go read a book or something productive.

What the fuck.

No, not Ring of Honor. You’re not telling me anything I don’t already know. No one is above anyone…no one and that means you too.

What, too good for third best? Or you think you’ll be on AEW? Ha! They don’t even book their women. What, that Kenny Omega shithead talks about how he loves his women and they get on average of 4 minutes per week? You won’t survive on your own, kiddo, and you’re daddy would say the same thing.

I would be main rostering elsewhere. I got me here.

But of course. Your hard work. And only your hard work. How could we overlook that?

Senility is your best look yet, you know. It always has been.

Not scared of you old man. 

The feeling’s not mutual - because the only way you’d get me to watch this shit is to actually pay me. A lot.

But it’s even sweeter when it’s not coming from you, as much as you’d like it to be.

You’re face supporting my hard work over the years -- It’s almost like, ah yes there is it is -- bringing more viewership in to watch, what is that? My product.