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today i dreamt that i was in a situationship with markiplier

#tumblr wants me to add tags. what do i tag this as. dream??? sure #dream #i refuse to tag this as markiplier

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indigobuntings

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

indigobuntings

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

krchov

(by @galwednesday)

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

fleshmesh

Break the stereotype of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short middle aged men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi

He’ll make you bread

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

She right

mswynter

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drtrinitysantos

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

oldwindowsicons

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

seagrahm

everyone came together and agreed

transmascfrankiero

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

chonklatez

@21st-century-minutiae

21st-century-minutiae

The above is a reference to a famous 20th century joke turned American idiom: "Well, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" The original joke was a reference to the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln, which famously took place in a theater during a production of "Our American Cousin" (a highly regarded farce of the time based on newly developed American stereotypes juxtaposed with a prim and proper English society). The gunshot of the assassination was timed with the funniest line of the play to hide the noise behind the audience laughter.

The joke, asking about the play, evokes an extremely inconsiderate rube, who thoughtlessly brushes over the horror of having one's husband suddenly assassinated right beside them. There is no way that the details of play would matter, and no reasonable person would think to ask it, leaving it as a dark joke. This joke turned into an idiomatic expression to refer to clueless individuals glossing over tragedies to focus on irrelevant details.

The above joke swaps out the Lincoln Assassination for the Kennedy Assassination, which took place on a drive through Dallas. Like the Lincoln Assassination, the president's wife was present to witness the sudden death of their husband.

People in the early twenty-first century in the United States would be familiar with both assassinations, and would likely understand the reference.

starvulture

Collecting these rn

st-just

ngl this is shocking enough it took me a few seconds to be sure I was parsing it correctly.

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taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

WHO DID THIS

taraxippos

Rockwith Aleaf

taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

WHO DID THIS

taraxippos

Rockwith Aleaf

taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

WHO DID THIS

taraxippos

Rockwith Aleaf

abautandrea

Field museum of natural history, Chicago

#that's me thats me thats me

museum-of-artifacts

Parchment holes in manuscript repaired using embroidery circa 1417, currently in University Library Uppsala, Sweden

handmadehistorypodcast

What wait WHAT

mydonkeyfeet

I love seeing parchment / vellum mended with stitching! Here are some more.

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