One Man Apocalypse

overwatch consists of a variety of colorful characters from the heavy weight champion, zarya, to a cybernetic ninja by the name of genji.  fine, fine, who’s he to judge?  but roadhog … just how?  infuriatingly enough, he doesn’t have much data on the man, but he knows that roadhog packs a heavy, explosive punch and that’s good enough for him give or take.

still, that belly button … like what?  how?  why?  WHY?

A hardy chuckle beneath his mask, accompanied with a smirk - he was quite proud of the tattoo he had emblazoned on his massive gut. Showed it off proudly to everyone, displaying the symbol of his moniker. He had taken on a porcine nickname for a reason after all - he liked them, they were cute.

❝ Oi Roadie! 

                    Wake up ya big fuckin’ lug! It’s                     almost day! We slept through da                     ‘hole fuckin’ night! We gotta move                     ‘fore the cops find us! ❞

    A low groan rumbled from his throat, stirring at the incessant yelling and kicks from his wooden leg. Roadhog rolled onto his back, meaty finger  placed over Junkrat’s flapping lips in an effort to silence him. He needed to listen. Being day, as his companion had oh so loudly mentioned, it was necessary for Roadhog to think of how they’d proceed. Might they be rushing from the door, they’d need to escape via the window. So for a few minutes, the hired bodyguard listened. Clunking steps in the hallway. Approximately 4-5. Likely parked below, as they had a room with a window situated over the lot. A quick set of hand motions to Junkrat indicated the number of guards in the hall, and that they should exit from the portholes on the wall beside them. One problem -

                                `  TICK TOCK TICK TOCK !! `

                                       ind. sel. junkrat from overwatch.

;; yes i was lazy w/ the graphic but that’s not important okay shush

Shouldve been followers but hey I’m too lazy to fix it~ I reached 100 followers forever ago but was too lazy to make a bias list. I want to thank everyone for sticking with me for the first monthish I’ve been around, it’s meant a lot to me and I hope we can interact even more as the game progresses and as the blog grows. 

This list is just my friends/mutuals that I adore seeing on my dashboard and interacting with

continued || @fragrat

“ … . ” A hidden smirk was made hidden by Roadhog, a hearty grunt at Junkrat’s playful antics. He’s always been quite the frisky one, he has.

           “ ‘Rat wants to come into my pigpen, eh? ”

                    Rumbling laughter. That was a good one.

Jamison offered a trailing chuckle as his palms rubbed together with a not-so pearly grin curling the  edges of his lips. His head tilted to the side, shrugging. 

‘What can I say? Yer real irresistible to me. I think its the mask. Reeeally does somethin’ for me.’  

                             IT’S A TRILOGY

                  dj kahlid voice, another one. a milestone to be more specific. thanks ya’ll part three. i know i haven’t been the most active person on the block but i’m slowly but surely coming back and all the while ya’ll still follow so a definite thank you for that. below you’ll find a mix of everything: friends, pals, chums, idols, favs, nerds, and best of all cool people ( basically everyone ) in no real order or nothing