two kids, no consequences

Just imagined a blade of frozen cheese.

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

calling in thicc today

Talent: overthinking

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly id have 0 dollars bitch what u thought lmao

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer

serotonin? in this economy?

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

this single post contains enough terrifying energy to power 500 haunted houses for the next twenty years

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first