wassermann.

good to see you, my friend!

they didn’t tell me it was you.

i thought it’d be more like the films.

trust me, excitement is the last thing you want here.

yeah, i mean, he’s a bit full of himself, but you can’t deny that body.

we’re just friends now.

what kind of a name is ____ anyway?

alright? you look a little pasty.

don’t worry, mate, we all shit ourselves the first time.

he appreciates what you did for him, as do i.

he needs to learn when to accept help.

try and keep yourself in one piece.

we’re grown ups with a job to do.

i thought you were ‘just friends’ now?

______ and i will never just be friends, you know that.

you want my advice, deal with one emotional minefield at a time.

our primary advantage here is the element of surprise.

i don’t want anybody going into this thinking it’s going to be easy.

her conviction is admirable.

i could just go for an 18-inch stuffed crust hawaiian.

pervert! who puts pineapple on a pizza?

come here, i’ll press you.

do you mind if we go somewhere a bit quieter?

look, i had fun and everything it’s, you know… it’s not that i don’t like you…

what’s wrong with me?

you’re lovely, honestly.

i haven’t stopped thinking about you since _____.

i’m sorry to have to tell you this but there’s someone else.

i think you’re so great, and gorgeous, and you’ve got such… a massive… ego!

we could not be cooler.

you know she’s got a bloke back in _____?

i’m being eaten alive, here.

i don’t think i’m going to be able to sleep.

i’m depending on you tomorrow.

i won’t let you down.

i’m going up in the world.

can you tell us what you’re doing at least?

i know i shouldn’t worry so much.

please be careful, sweetheart.

your mind should be on this mission, nothing else.

we’re not supposed to be here, remember.

there’s nothing we can do here. we can’t break our cover.

i have a bad feeling.

you’ve a wonderful way with words.

i showered twice this morning and used half a can of lynx!

lucky you were there, eh?

i trust ____ to stand beside me the same way i trust you.

i think i might’ve cocked up.

you could have given me the ‘don’t be an arsehole’ chat a little bit earlier.

so, is it a superstition thing?

choose your side carefully.

my nan got ASBO’d.

i’m struggling to work out the moral of this story.

i should’ve been one of them agony aunts.

what exactly is your problem?

i’ll tell you what my problem is: you! just you. with someone else.

here we go again!

the second– the very second!– i’m with someone else, there you are trying to fuck it all up!

you’re unreal. you are unreal!

that’s none of your fucking business.

i’m tired. all i want is for this war to end.

he was trying to give me the big brush off. like i’m even interested!

stay focused, stay alert and stay alive.

they knew we were coming.

don’t move.

let’s get the fuck out of here.

if you think this is getting you a sympathy shag, you can think again.

we’re going to get you out of here, okay? 

keep talking to me, yeah? keep talking to me.

how could you do this? i trusted you!

all that screaming just for a scratch?

will i still have a scar?

i thought i was finally getting rid of you.

is he going to die?

tell them there was no other way.

i shouldn’t have trusted him. i’m a bloody idiot.

at least we know you don’t want me dead any more.

i’m still madly in love with you.