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                                           jason mendoza from nbcâs the good place.                                                                 navigated by nerdy                                                    dash only || private || selective
â Who cares? Good-bye. â ( Listen ily )
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âOhâ I know the answer to that one! Me! I careââ He scrambled after her, like a little lost pup. Something had definitely gone wrong and heâd wound up in one of those old timey townsâ like the Amish, but worse. It had yet to properly occur to him that he couldâve time traveled accidentally.
This girl [but possibly not-a-girl] seemed to know what was going on. She was collected, poised, and most of allâ reminded him of Janet. Something he took a small sense of security in.
âI donât know where my friends are, and Iâm lostâ but Iâm really good at building and fixing things and making stuff blow up, so I can totally help if you need it. Iâm just really worried that something bad happened.â
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any time i had a problem and i threw a molotov cocktail                                       BOOM right away, i had a different problem.
wanna write with the universeâs perfect idiot? a wholesome boy with one brain cell? then hit us up at @wasdopeâ featuring jason mendoza-- the fool with a heart of gold from nbcâs the good place.
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These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.
â Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. â
â Well, maybe I can help. â
â I think Iâm just gonna head home. â
â Are you all right? You didnât sleep at all last night. â
â I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. â
â Itâs fine. Youâre not even that blurry. â
â You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, youâre not sleeping. Your eyeâs twitching. â
â Fine, but you need to get some rest. â
â This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. â
â Thank you so much for getting me home safely. â
â Try not to fall apart. â
â Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. â
â You never cared about me. â
â Whatâs going on? â
â I can explain everything. â
â Just give me one second, okay? â
â How do we get out of this? â
â But youâre forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? â
â So sorry for eternally dooming you. â
â My brain is melting. â
â Okay, but, um what the hell is this? â
â Iâm done. â
â Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. â
â Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. â
â Rule three everyone leave me alone. â
â That does not make it easier. â
â I canât help you. â
â You are a good person, NAME. â
â Sorry, itâs been a weird day. â
â You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up â
â You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad â
â Iâm gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. â
â Dip your paws in my chili. â
â The world is empty. â
â There is no point to anything,  and youâre just gonna die. So do whatever. â
â And now Iâm gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. â
â Who cares? Good-bye. â
â Feeling all right? â
â I feel fine. â
â Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? â
â Itâs all chili under the bridge. â
â Thatâs insane, but itâs also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? â
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   SHE MOST CERTAINLY IS A COP BUT SHEâS NOT ABOUT TO TELL HIM â not when it seems like a much more entertaining feat to leave him out of the loop. besides, her withholding information wasnât entirely lying â sheâd never say she ISNâT a cop.
   â  see â you saying things like that makes me think youâre about to do something illegal. but i donât have to tell you anything â && i wonât. guess itâll just have to be a surprise then, huh ?  â
âIâm pretty sure Pillboi and I just kidnapped a fat dolphin. Like-- itâs really fat and stuff. Weâre keeping it in Donkey Dougâs pool and like, we donât know what to do with it. Cuz we saw these dudes loading it into a car and so we stole the car, and of course-- we ditched the ride but now we have this fat dolphin with nowhere to go. It looked sad in the tank so we put it in the pool. Itâs safe because the water comes from the ocean.â
That-- was likely a lot to process. Jason had indeed abducted an animal from poachers without realizing it. But it wasnât a fat dolphin. As he opened the gate it became clear it was a manatee. It seemed fairly content in the pool, swimming around the perimeter.
âWe wanted to do this Free Willy thing but Iâm pretty sure the movie took place in California or something. So now we donât know what to do. We named it Blake and it likes lettuce for some reason. Must be a vegan dolphin.â
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 The point is, youâre cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained.       Iâve never seen you dance, but I bet youâre good,               âcause youâre good at everything.             Youâre awesome! Be nicer to yourself.
               JASON MENDOZA of THE GOOD PLACE
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Len nodded along as he listened to the younger man tell his story. Slightly amused by how animated he got but at the same time completely baffled by him. It wasnât often that he met someone who wasnât really intimidated by him. He also didnât understand why he thought that he would be into dance.
âI could, thatâs true. But itâs not exactly my cup of tea. I prefer the challenge of a good heist. There is nothing like that adrenaline rush for me.â
âBut you gotta think about how youâre living bro. Like-- my buddy Pillboi and I used to sell drugs on the street. Only it wasnât drugs, it was ground up baby asprin because we didnât know where to get drugs except the drug store. But they didnât have any of the good stuff there, which was weird, because itâs got drugs in the name.â He paused only briefly in his tale, as if expecting Leonard to understand his logic.
âBut now Pillboi has changed. Heâs doing all sorts of good stuff-- like helping old people and junk. I mean-- you might not THINK being good matters, but it kind of does. Like-- what if you end up in a bad place because you did bad things? Being good is dope.â
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âI can assure you I think the general public would prefer me to keep robbing banks over joining a dance crew. Iâm afraid Iâm a horrific dancer outside of basic ballroom steps.â
âEven if youâre not a good dancer, thatâs okay. I had this dance crew back in Jacksonville-- we were called Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance and at LEAST two or three of the guys couldnât dance. But that was okay because we just put them in the back of the crew where they did way easier moves, like the bounce or shuffle.â He explained pointedly, gesturing while doing so.
âThe point is-- you can totally learn how to dance. And even if you canât-- you can still be in a crew, just in the back. Bouncing.â