I Made A Blog About Cats

Literally can name 5 evil things about him right now:

Do you know if squirrelflight is ever explicitly mentioned as having rly short legs like everyone always draws her with? The only thing I can find on the wiki is one scene where she’s still an apprentice and they say she’s shorter than 2 other characters, which doesn’t really say much

you know if you had said the phrase “Tawnypelt kills Berrynose, the former ThunderClan deputy, in the same style as Scourge killed her father” a few months ago i wouldn’t have believed you and probably would’ve thought you had gotten some wild fanfiction confused with the canon books

Its Goosefeather pretending to be Ashfur. Worst set up twist ever but itd also be really funny

alright babes, uquiz time.

this is literally the funniest way the wiki could’ve worded berrynoses death

firestar: brambleclaw. i need you to give the apprentices.. the talk. //brambleclaw: huh?// firestar: you know. about where kits come from?? // brambleclaw: oh haha that’s not even accurate me and squirrelflight didn’t do that and we have three kits!!// firestar: what.

I believe the terms were “suneyed” for mlm/achillic cats and “mooneyed” for wlw/sapphic cats. Also I like “his heart is with the stars” for the ace/aro folks.