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if we're friends you unlock a secret dialogue option where you say something completely random and you trigger my unskippable once upon a time cutscene where i explain ouat to you for two hours uninterrupted

love triangles these days are so weak like ohh how will the girl choose bw this one asshole nobody likes and this other obvious endgame the entire fandom adores. back in my day the competition was so severe the girl had to marry the mortal one and then marry the other immortal one after the mortal one died. meanwhile the ones in question were reaching unhinged levels of secret-third-thing style devotion all on their own.

as an angsty teen i definitely had a bit more favour towards will but as an adult jem in clockwork prince makes me twirl my hair and blush like a school girl

"Fuck you, my child is completely fine!" Your child died in a rollercoaster accident and is now singing a ballad in black lingerie about wanting to become his 1940s hookersona from France. He's nailing it by the way.

Heronstairs as a concept goes so hard. Like imagine you're cursed so that anyone who loves you dies and you meet someone who will die soon and you make them love you because "no one can live with nothing" and then you find out the curse wasn't real but the person who loves you still dies