The Thinker

It's kind of cool how in those mobile game videos to show a girl is ugly they literally just cover her in mud and dirt like wow... Yeah I guess objectively being covered in nutrient rich soil is off-putting.

Gym playlist is fucking mental today. Chiquita followed by rock around the clock? Of course the staff is the youngest dude I've ever seen. I love the craziness of the staff gym playlist.

Wearing your own handmade socks really feels like a hug

Why were we even clowning on allies in the 2010s. My cousin is literally such a good ally. I wish I could express my appreciation so much. She learnt everything she knows about being nice to gay people from Instagram and you know what it's actually good.

Getting into basketball is great because every two days I have to stay off social media militantly to avoid game spoilers.

Everyone wants to be a lesbian and a gay guy. That's great.

Making friends with boys for the first time in forever

All the rich Melbourne Uni kids have amazing knitwear. The boys especially are wearing amazing colour work sweaters. Thankyou god for improving the taste of the average private school boy.

I'll be honest one of the reasons I don't have a tattoo is that there is such thing is a tattoo that looks too middle class and I know I would look very like that and thus very lame with one

Hung out with pop star kid again last night and it was legitimately disorienting. I was like how do you know anyone likes your music when all the tiktoks featuring your song are payola and they were like honestly I have no idea and when I look at the tiktoks they scare me. And then we looked at a bunch of them and it was upsetting. Not much about being a mainstream popstar looks fun.

I honestly think I could write a really good migration memoir because my childhood was so much about chain migration. We didn't stay siloed with Indians because mum died and as such my dad relied on the kindness of a Maltese couple who lived next door and hired an old Croatian woman to be my nanny. They were angels from heaven.