Terwijl ik nog vet ben en luizen heb

Well some people try to pick up girls And get called assholes This never happened to Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare and So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole Well the girls would turn the color Of the avacado when he would drive Down their street in his El Dorado He could walk down you street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole Not like you Alright Well he was only 5'3" But girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole Not in New York Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious, Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole Remember the story of Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole Alright this is it Some people try to pick up girls And they get called an asshole This never happened to Pablo Picasso He could walk down your street And girls could not resist his stare and so Pablo Picasso was never called... "

"Ik heb een halve marathon gelopen vorige week Duchka. Voor jou Duchka. Ik zie er nu zo ongeveer uit als een atleet waar iemand een emmer spek over uitgegoten heeft. Nog tien kilo te gaan en dan kan onze glorieuze toekomst beginnen liefste."

"Heeft mijn stalkster u reeds gecontacteerd? "

Liefste Duchka, Ik heb het helaas nogal druk gehad en ik was eerlijk gezegd een beetje bang van je kinnebakbegroeiing en je talrijke neoliberale vrienden. Ware liefde overwint echter bijna alles en ik zal dus met hernieuwde toewijding plaatjes sturen en je ****** proberen te visualiseren. Groetjes, Luizenman