TheWeird_

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."

"I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"

"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."

"I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"

"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

"Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!"

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."

"If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"Something is wrong with my phone...it's just that your numbers not in it."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

" Is your name google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"

"Can I give you a kiss? I promise I'll give you it back."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."