THIRD WATCH (S1) STARTER SENTENCES
How do you do it everyday?
I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in whole new perspective.
Is that your jag out there?
You ever think about quitting?
Lets go back to station, have some donuts, swap some stories, that what cops do. You are a cop, right?
You did a good job, partner.
If you give everyone a beating who deserves it your arms are gonna be mighty tired by the end of the night.
This is what you do, conjure up images of me in my underwear?
I promise I’ll bring it back with a full tank of gas Dad.
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Justice? What? Beating on a defenseless prisoner? I don’t know if that’s what our founding fathers had in mind.
Oh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it is appropriate.
21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.
Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.
So will the car heater. Any you know what? It’s conveniently located in our car!
We may walk upright, buy CDs off the internet, but when it comes down to it, deep under, we are animals. Instincts. We can’t get away from instincts.
Okay, let’s talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it’s kinda bugging me, you know?
Wow, wow, wow! That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture.
That’s the problem, see? That’s exactly how you lose your mind on this job. There’s so much tragedy. Feeling is the first thing that goes. After that, losing the rest is easy. Compassion, empathy, sympathy…It’s funny, you can become a much better cop by becoming less of a human being.
I tell you what, Tarzan. Why don’t we keep that as a backup plan, but let’s see if the super has keys first.
You want me to kick it in?
When I was a kid, fireman’s all I wanted to be.
Yeah, I wanted to be a running back. What the hell are you doing here?
I’m through with you. I don’t ever want to see you again. I don’t want you to call or come by, ever. You’ll be dead to me. I won’t have a brother. That’s it. That’s the deal.
I told you I was interested.
So what? What, now we’re in the eighth grade and you called dibs?
“Dibs”!? What the hell is dibs?
There’s some guys that think they’re invincible and they believe that right up until the moment they get shot. And then they all end up with this stupid-ass look on their faces like there’s been some kind of terrible mistake.
We’re supposed to be different from them.
I’m surprised you could even find the car, let alone get the key in the ignition. You’re under arrest.
Yeah, I was just thinking, wouldn’t it be great if two girls young enough to be my daughters had car trouble.
I just…I thought he was gonna kill you, man. I thought he was gonna…
Is there anything more depressing than searching basements and garbage cans for missing kids?
When I have kids, I’m going to have vehicle locators surgically implanted right in their asses.
What, like a baby Lojack?
Yeah, why not? Your kids are definitely worth more than your Buick.
Do you think a scared little two-year-old girl would want to come in here? I mean, I don’t want to come in here, and I’ve got a gun.
You know, every time I think I couldn’t possibly have a lower opinion of you, something else pops up and I like you even less.
You really are a smug bastard, you know that?
I got to say, I’m ashamed to know you.