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A smirk. āThen Iāll just blow you away with how capable I am, nano ja.ā Sadly for you, Jade, Patty sees far more as a challenge than an insult. Something she needs to prove wrong to show how great she can be. But. Two could play this game and she was witty at times too.
āYa know, judging a lady on their height and making assumptions is rude, nano ja. Andya know what they say about assumptions~ They make asses outta people~ā
It didnāt matter is she was hanging from the ceiling in a carpet of being puked up by a merman, she was going to prove him wrong.
āOh? Well, then by all means, I canāt wait to be proven wrong.ā
He says it in that same, infuriating manner that he says nearly everythingāthe one in which he knows speaking in such a tone ( carefree, upbeat, and thoroughly mocking ) will only serve to antagonize his companion further. Her determination and spunk might be considered āmotivationalā or āinspirationalā to some with lesser expectations of the world around them. For Jade? Well, he finds rebellion in the face of certain tragedy refreshing only to the degree that he suspends belief. Mostly, he just prepares himself for disappointment when it is ultimately revealed that they make themselves out to be more than they are.
If she can somehow navigate her way out of her predicament? Heāll at least be satisfied enough to stick around for a little while longer.
āI would be highly appreciative if you wouldnāt ask for my help, though. Iām quite an old man, you see, and I fear the strain of helping you may in turn put too much stress on my weary body!ā No matter that he wouldnāt have to move more than an arm and perhaps his mouthāby far the most exercised muscle in his entire body.
















