The Femme Pirate UT AU No One Asked For

Rules:

Ask whatever you want.

Don’t be rude.

NSFW is allowed. I will tag it WAPP (wetasspiratepussy) and please do the same.

FAQ (there isn’t any question I just didn’t know where to put this info okay lol)

1. Why is it call WAP?

Alright, in the spirit of horny here is a list and brief reasoning as to the ladies preferences. 

Atoll: They won’t wear a strap or make a dick and they aren’t fond of having it used on them either but they are open to try now and again but it isn’t their favorite. 

Coral: Adventurous, she will make anything. And she prefers to make it with magic, straps are so fussy to fit comfortably on her bones. This adventurous spirit works both ways, try whatever you like she’ll let you know what she likes.

Buckle: Still too lazy to bother with a strap or making anything but if you ask she’ll oblige. As for using on her, she is more than fine with that because less work for her. 

Cutlass: She will use a strap but she adamantly will not make a dick or anything else. She’ll oblige you using on her but don’t for one second think you’re in charge.

Treasure: She’ll make whatever, use whatever, she doesn’t care so long as it feels nice. She prefers you use it on her rather than vice versa.

Coffer: Not fond of toys but she’ll make you a dick happily so long as you let her be the one fucking you. Its very rare she’ll let you reverse and she isn’t too wild about straps.

Maroon: Absolutely not in either direction. It’s not their thing. 

A: Affection (How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

Very affectionate. The trouble is that she is very clingy but also that she is that way with everyone. It is near impossible to tell when or who she is dating as there is little difference in her affections between them all. It is best to set boundaries with her and let her know what you are comfortable with or Treasure will take the affection with everyone as far as they and you allow. It's not that she doesn’t love you especially but affection is a very freely given thing in her world and she has a hard time catching herself and saying no.

B: Breath (What can their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Compliments on her personality as opposed to her looks surprise her. She knows she is gorgeous but hears it so often it’s lost value. Telling her she did well or said something particularly funny, etc always melts her inside and will put a silly grin on her face. But also wear a particularly flattering outfit and she won’t be able to look away or speak for several moments, just be prepared to not leave your room for the next several hours.

C: Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

Always. Silly cuddles, comfort cuddles, you name it she is always down to cuddle. She has no preference on position and just enjoys being able to touch you though she has a particular fondness for human hair and her fingers are forever combing through it during cuddles. 

D: Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)  

Thrill seekers, hunters of mystery. She wants adventure and to take in everything she can with you beside her, exploring everything and everyone. 

E: Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

Both a lot and none at all. Her care is rather evenly given so it can seem like less and any s/o will have a hard time competing for attention with Coffer. That is not to say she puts none in but the gestures and effort can ring hollow when she would do the same for anyone. This goes back to needing to discuss boundaries.

F: Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

Treasure often uses humor to turn everything into a joke and try to remove the fear from it, this can be helpful and annoying at times. If that doesn’t work she turns to more physical means, whether cuddles or, ehem, more distracting physical fun. 

G: Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

She is shamelessly materialistic and adores being given trinkets and loves dressing up her s/o’s. Expect 99% of your gifts to be things she’d like to see you in. 

H: Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

She basically drapes herself all over you all the time, it doesn’t really count as a hug but she is something like a leech so good luck getting space from her. If you want a real, comforting hug you’d probably have to ask her.

I: Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Treasure knows exactly how to play the part of the romantic but she has little interest in it herself. She does it if her partner enjoys it but otherwise doesn’t bother. As for intimacy, you might end up wishing she had an off switch.

J: Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Not even slightly. She is open to all forms of relationship and trusts her s/o but if you don’t at least give her a heads up she can be very petty and expect more than a few sharp words from Coffer that will remind you exactly why you don’t want to do that. 

K: Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?) 

One of the best in wap and no that isn’t just her pride boasting, it’s fact. Her and Coffer have regular competitions much to everyone's amusement. She loves kissing, any and all types and everywhere. She is very fond of giving and receiving shoulder kisses especially and loves surprise kisses. Especially dramatic, running across a street to leap into each other's arms dramatics. She is extra, what can I say.

L: Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say it or show it?) 

Surprisingly she is very careful about saying it but once she does she’ll say it often and shamelessly. She’ll shout it from rooftops just because she can. Her showing it, much like her affection, can seem too similar to everyone else so she tends to rely on her words in this case. 

M: Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so what kind of ceremony?)

She isn't actually that fond of that type of commitment. Not that she isn’t committed but she idea of a piece of paper proving she cares for you doesn’t sit well with her. If she ever were to get married though, you can bet she would demand the most ridiculously extravagant wedding possibly and she wouldn’t pay a dime to get it either. 

N: Night Out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?) 

Date night is every night. She has no preference; she just enjoys wining and dining her s/o and the same being done in return. If you let her everyday will end up being the most ridiculous date until it blurs into one endless date of madness.

O: Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do for/with their s/o?) 

Settling down. It isn’t really in her nature but with an s/o she is more willing to have calm, “domestic” days if asked. 

P: Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

When is she not? If she’s not teasing you, flirting, or generally being a pain in everyones ass. You’ll have a much harder time getting her to not make light of everything and take things seriously than you will dragging her into a game play wrestling or prank war.. 

Q: Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

She doesn’t. It doesn’t mean she won’t take advice but she usually is the type to do first and ask later. However, she has no problems voicing her thoughts on everything under the sun and then some. 

R: Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Very. It's highly debatable that Treasure even knows what a plan is let along can plan something. Everything is done on a whim and in the spur of the moment with whatever strikes her fancy and she loves dragging her s/o along for the ride. 

S: Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)

Whenever she wants and frequently. As much as she is the type to go everywhere and do everything she enjoys her “beauty rest” and will kidnap you no matter how inconvenient for naps and sleep, she never sleeps alone and it is something she will argue with you about. She is twice as clingy in her sleep as she is awake. 

T: Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

Completely. Entirely. And also not at all. She knows people far better than they know themselves at times and if she doesn’t trust you she probably never will, if she does trust you it's nigh impossible to have that trust broken. 

U: Unique (What makes them unique as a s/o?)  

Sexy brothel pirate lady. She’ll swindle your heart.

V: Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

Immediately. She is shameless and not afraid of being vulnerable but this has burned her many times. There isn’t a real difference in behavior because with Treasure the version you get is the version you will always get in a sense. If she trusts you enough to be vulnerable she is so from the start, if she doesn’t you’ll never see it. 

W: Wild Card (Random domestic headcanon)

Wearing each other's clothes. Her favorite to see you in is something of hers and vice versa. She is a bit of a dork and loves the scent of you around her, surprisingly lazy days inside in the most ridiculous outfits are something that will happen more often than you’d think.

X: X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

As if she’d let any around you long enough for that to happen. And if it did Coffer will have it taken care of so quickly you’ll wonder if it ever happened at all. If it's a minor physical mishap she will mock you endlessly even as she teasingly offers to kiss it better. Serious injuries will have you ported to Coffer and healed before you even feel the sting of an injury. 

Y: Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

Not really, Treasure is all about doing you (ha, see what I did there?). And if something does bother her she’ll just ignore it, she’s very good at that. And if it's something that really upsets Treasure you’ll suddenly find Coffer has somehow trained you out of it. 

Z: Zeal (Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

Condiment-drinking

drinks a condiment: Coral, Compass, Buckle, Treasure “what the hell is wrong with you:” Coffer, Cutlass used to drink ketchup but is now is eh about it: Atoll, Maroon

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Verbal Case Default

speaks in UPPERCASE: Cutlass, Coral speaks in lowercase: Atoll, Compass, Buckle, Treasure speaks in Caps First: Coffer speaks in bOtH: Maroon

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Magic Colors

Atoll: blue Coral: orange

Cutlass: blood red Buckle: brown

Maroon: black Compass: gold Treasure: yellow Coffer: green

So I did this in various parts. First I did the WAP version, then the standard (instant love and connection and fluff) and later I’ll do a bonus angst version (because I am an angst hoe).

Quick thoughts on Soulmates WAP version: Atoll: Doesn’t particularly care either way. It's not like they need the power boost. Coral: While she knows that isn’t how wap Soulmates work, she is a romantic at heart and the idea of a Soulmate tickles her pink.

Buckle: The power boost is something she is excited about but she isn’t sure what else she feels about it or if he’d want a relationship with them.  Cutlass: Of course they have a Soulmate! Someone as great as she is would only have someone equally great and if she does find them, they will find she wants a form of relationship.

Treasure: No. (Any form of commitment, especially ones she didn’t pick for herself annoys her.) Coffer: Interesting, she wants to see the variations and how they affect the Soul, etc. For science!

Maroon: What? A Soulmate? Oh yeah! They’d forgotten about those.  Compass: Isn’t sure what to think, the idea of becoming something other is not appealing.

Meeting Soulmates WAP Ver.

Atoll: They glanced over when they felt the change, waiting until your eyes met and frozen when they finally did. They weren’t sure what to do, just stared as you came up before she smiled easily and held out her hand, “names Atoll, don’t wear it out.” Coral: The minute she felt the tug she had sought you out. One minute she was beside her sibling the next she was in front of you, practically bouncing on the spot “MATE! I’VE FOUND YOU! OH WE ARE GOING TO BE SUCH GREAT...WELL I DON’T KNOW YET BUT WE WILL BE GREAT!” If you let her she’ll have you in a hug before you think twice, chattering your ear off and never having introduced herself until long into the day when you have a moment to cut in with your own.

Buckle: Instinct made him wary and he watched from afar. After several moments or even a days stalking before she figured out whether or not to introduce herself. The large skeleton would corner you, staring you down and seeming very much a threat even as your Soul recognized them before gruffly nodding at you and walking away. She had no idea what to say but she’d ease up if you decided to follow and try to introduce yourself. Cutlass: “SOULMATE! COME HERE.” It’s not a question and she’d had the words out before the Souls had even finished their own process. Should you run you won’t get more than a step from the imposing skeleton, should you stay she’ll grace you with a smile that is more a smirk. “WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS.” And then you will find yourself led to her office as you hash out immediately what you will both be doing going forward.

Treasure: You’ll never see her. The moment she feels it she is as far away as possible even if it does no good and stops nothing. When Treasure doesn’t want to be found, she isn’t. If you can plead a case to Coffer you might have better luck or Coffer will run you off. Coffer: “Hello Lovely, And Where Are You Off To?”. Coffer will make no mention of how you’re connected and if you don’t call her on it she never will but you’ll find her conveniently wherever you are. There may be no affection of any kind at first but she is...intensely interested in both your Souls. 

Maroon: If they manage to notice it happens at all they’ll offer you a greeting and even a business partnership if you seem to have a good head on your shoulders. In the more likely event they don’t notice at all you’ll have to approach them if you want any form of relationship. Compass: There’s a moment of resentment before she decides it doesn’t matter. She’ll watch you before approaching if you have something she wants, otherwise she won’t bother and you won’t find Compass unless she wants you to. 

Quick thoughts on Soulmates Standard version:

Atoll: Pleased but worried. There so many ways they could mess this up. Coral: YES! What took you so long she’s been waiting since she was old enough to understand what a Soulmate is.

Buckle: Scared. So very, very scared. She won’t show it but her anxiety eats away at her the moment she feels the connection. Cutlass: Of course her Soulmate will be as perfect as she. You were made for her. She will say she expected it and feels nothing but she is a bit relieved. She wasn’t sure she had one. 

Treasure: Absolutely not and fuck you for existing.  Coffer: She’s curious and not necessarily in the best of ways. Can it be broken? Are your feelings real? Please get her off science track or she might just dissect you. With love. Or ya know, literally.

Maroon: There isn’t a word for how ready they are and how long they’ve been waiting. Compass: She doesn’t trust it completely but she won’t fight it. She can’t say if she was excited or not but she knew it was coming.

Meeting Soulmates Standard Ver.

Atoll: You’re there. Right there. Do they...do they just go up and say hi? Yeah, hi, they can totally do that. But they find themselves pacing instead of actually approaching. Their work is dangerous. This is a bad idea but...Atoll is a captain. They have to make the first move and--”Hi.” When your voice reaches their ears that’s all it takes, their smile is easy but not fake for once, softer and it's suddenly all so easy. “hi.” they pointedly ignore Corals cooing in the background. Coral: “SOULMATE! SOULMATE I FOUND YOU!” If the tall skeleton hadn’t near tripped over herself in her effort to reach you, the device for tracking you falling, it might have sounded ominous. Right up until she sweeps you up in her arms swinging you around with the barest hint of moisture in her eyes before she sets you back down. Wait! This wasn’t what she wanted her first impression to be but all she can do is grin down at you, her heart eyes practically falling out of her skull. Give her a minute to recalibrate before you can expect anything coherent.

Buckle: She is absolutely crying. And she isn’t ashamed because she isn’t even certain you're real till she reaches out with shaking hands. “you’re here.” Disbelief more than anything else and she’s scared you’ll leave as soon as you see but when you don’t he’ll finally smile, soft and uncertain before Cutlass ushers you both somewhere “MORE APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR CANOODLING.” but is really code for somewhere safe for her sister and her sisters mate.  Cutlass: “MINE.” The word is out of her mouth more quickly than usual and without any thought but she means it. Something in her settles firmly and determined and she approaches you with the most fearsome expression that only softens when she is close enough that no one else would notice the hearts in her eyes. “YOU HAVE KEPT ME WAITING.”

Treasure: It hurts. But she runs the minute she sees you. In the other direction. Forget that she can teleport she just needs to be away. It’s probably not the best meeting and Coffer is the one to stop you and explain. It’ll take some time before Treasure can actually face you and when she does she offers only a very soft apology before treating you like anyone else. You’ll have to fight for her but Coffer will help. Coffer: Ah. That was the settling she needed. Like finishing a formula or healing a particularly pesky injury. She feels accomplished and relieved like a project she had been trying to completely is done and everything she hoped for and more. When she approaches you it’s with confidence, “Hello Lovely, A Kiss To Celebrate?” and really, how could you say no? Just mind her hands, even she isn’t sure if they’re moving for your ass or your Soul.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Sleepy. They’d like a good powernap at least and as long as they don’t need to offer you comfort or do anything urgent expect them to pass out almost immediately. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They won’t admit it but their iliac crests and so it makes sense they’re a hip sort. Always grabbing at your hips and needy. Something to ground them and they just like the feel of the bone right after the soft of your tum. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Raspberry flavored. Fairly light colored and very thin. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They liked to be watched, only by you but the idea that other people could gets them riled up sometimes as well. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very, demi-sexual it’s rare they actually do anything and more rare they trust them enough to be honest. 

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary. Easier for them to have you sit on their face and also they don’t have to move. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends on what you guys are doing. If something funny happens they’ll laugh and they don’t actively seek out to be a clown during but they will make stupid puns sometimes. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

They’re not their sister thanks, no wigs here and ecto hair is not worth anyone's time or effort. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

It’s always romantic for them, they’re a sap. Staring into your eyes, reassurances, etc. Atoll is all about the soft romantic sex.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Not really. When they are in the mood they’ll just grind on a pillow but it’s rare. They’re sex drive is pretty low unless they have a partner. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Sub but can service top. Enjoys overstim giving and receiving. Otherwise they’re more into whatever is happening in the moment and aren’t that adventurous. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Their office and their room and they’ll blush pretty but the ship deck so long as no one catches you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Intimacy. Get real romantic with them and their libido soars along with their affection. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hard kinks. Don’t ask them to wear or make a dick either. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving and they are very, very good. They don’t mind receiving but they never require it. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

Slow and languid. They want it to last. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not their thing but they’ll oblige every once in a while. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Yes and no. They have their hard lines but they are always open to communicating wants and needs. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

They can go for about an hour tops and only about one round before they’re exhausted. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Not a huge fan of toys on them but they’ll use toys on you if you like. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Depends on their mood. Atoll can be very playful and enjoys seeing you flush but they can’t handle it in return. Their teasing tends to be soft innuendos rather than touches.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

They muffle themselves and tend to be pretty quiet except for soft gasps. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

They kinda wanna try somnophilia but they feel awkward asking.  

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Atoll’s standard body is soft. Small breasted, cupcaked, and thick thighed. Their vagina is...well a vagina?

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty low but they get in the mood quick enough. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

All the skele ladies have the ability to have or not have ecto-bodies, whether full or not. Some prefer it, some don’t. It doesn’t drain on their magic as it is simply part of their skeleton monster anatomy and is the same as taking on or off an outfit. The have the ability to adjust sizes, etc but that does take effort and magic and isn’t quite as comfortable as their default ecto. But onto the list! Atoll: Usually too lazy to bother. It’s just one more thing to remember to do and she doesn’t waste the effort putting energy into it.

Coral: Depends on her mood. Usually not when she’s working as she thinks all the soft parts “GET IN THE WAY, THE RIGGING SLAPPED MY BOOB THE OTHER DAY. I WILL NEVER AGAIN ALLOW IT!”

Buckle: Usually not worth the effort and “shut up, Cutlass, i forgot my other tit one fucking time!”. FF: It was not one time.

Cutlass: She always has hers on after being called Sir and stabbing one too many people over it. 

Treasure: Always on and she wastes copious magic adjusting them to her preference for the day. She’s a very attractive skeleton and knows it and enjoys flaunting it.

Coffer: Like Coral it entirely depends on her mood and what she’s doing that day though by habit she has hers on more often than not.

Maroon: They prefer not to wear it. It just adds to the confusion when people ask whether they are a man or a woman. 

A: Affection (How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

Not necessarily during the wooing stage but after yes, much like with her sister you’re her soft spot. She is both verbal and physically affectionate and enjoys mumbling praises in your neck and almost always has her hand threaded in yours, is it inconvenient? Sucks for you.

B: Breath (What can their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Watching you work on hobbies. She loves when her s/o is so enraptured in something they forget the world around them. But this also means she’s eventually going to bug you when the feeling eventually overwhelms her and she needs to show you how she feels. 

C: Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

All the time. If it's inconvenient also too bad. Something of a lazy cat she is always curled up with, on or around you and she doesn’t mind at all if you are just as clingy. She encourages it in fact. 

D: Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)  

Bookshop. Compass wants to own a bookshop so she can sleep in the stacks and be entirely useless. You’re welcome to be useless with her. It's basically a library for all the sales you would make.

E: Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

None. She’s a go with the flow type, she’ll show you she cares but she isn’t going to beg or force people to stay. She is steady and deep but she doesn’t hold onto where she isn’t wanted. 

F: Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

She’ll tease you endlessly if it's something small. Something big and it’s probably the quickest you’ll see her move. She is brutal and efficient, doing the most and least to make sure whatever it is is gone. If its emotional she is actually very good at listening if you need it and comfort is freely given. Unfortunately she’s not great at offering solutions because she hasn’t found any for her own fears either. 

G: Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

Er, yeah no. She isn’t the gift giving sort, not even on holidays, she can’t really be bothered with them and doesn’t necessarily care for them in return unless its something useful and even then. Once in a while she might surprise you with a pillow though, girl hordes pillows.

H: Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

Always. Much like cuddling she loves hugging you, particularly hugging you and swinging you around till you shriek at her. 

I: Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

She isn’t very romantic but every once in a while she’ll get a wild hair up her ass and knock you off your feet. And she is always intimate, all the time, even if its a problem. Better set those boundaries because emotionally or otherwise she is pretty much all over you.

J: Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Yup. But only because she has low self-esteem. She won’t act on it or say a word and you probably would never notice. It’s probably a good idea to talk about it down the road as she can eventually become distant if she feels there is someone better for you and you’re interested. 

K: Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?) 

Very but she’s lazy. A kiss on your cheek might drag down to your neck, sounds sexy until you realize its because she literally can’t hold herself up and is slowly sinking down and just dragging her lips across your face. When she puts in effort though she prefers long enough kisses that will leave you gasping in her arms. She loves getting forehead kisses and she’ll ignore any comments on her blush. 

L: Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say it or show it?) 

Compass isn’t going to say it till she’s sure you’re sure. She falls pretty quickly but nerves keep her from saying it and getting rejected. She tends to wait till you say it and then she is always whispering it to you but get her drunk and she’ll shout it to anyone who listens. But more often she’ll show it in small gestures rather than saying the words that always make her face glow like a candle. 

M: Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so what kind of ceremony?)

Yes. But she probably won’t be the one to propose unless Maroon threatens they’ll do it for her. Compass is fairly lowkey (coughalsolazycough) so something simple is her own preference but she doesn’t mind something larger. Expect to meet resistance if you want a huge event though. 

N: Night Out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?) 

She prefers stay at home dates but she’ll oblige in some more adventurous dates. She is very fond of museums and the like and bribe her with those and she’ll be ready before you finish asking. 

O: Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do for/with their s/o?) 

She isn’t the planing type but every once and awhile she’ll make a grand gesture but don't expect it to make a whole lot of sense to anyone but her. A lot of her plans are better left in theory than practice. 

P: Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

To an annoying degree. She takes great pleasure in being a pest. Jokes, pranks, being ridiculous are right up her alley. She would definitely offer you cat shit candy to see if you’d fall for it and only stop you before you actually eat it. If you need her to chill tell her. 

Q: Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

She won’t ask but you’re welcome to share. Compass is pretty stubborn and usually only does what she wants when she wants so don’t expect her to really take it to heart. She’ll tell you her opinions but much like with herself she doesn’t expect you to listen too much. And its not that she never will and with serious issues she will give way more but on day to day things, well, good luck.

R: Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Lazy spontaneous? She isn’t big on planning and does whatever strikes her fancy but she’s also rather lazy and sometimes will give up on an idea or try to make it come to her rather than going and doing things.

S: Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)

Like a cracked out octopus. She’s a rather light sleeper so nudge her to get her off otherwise she might wrap around you and drag you off the bed with her when she inevitably falls off it. 

T: Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

It's  hard won and slow going, it can take years sometimes for her to implicitly trust you with everything but give her the space to come to you. But as hard as getting in was, it is very easy to fall out of it but its not Compass you have to worry about. Maroon can and will ruin your life if they think you’re a threat or you hurt their sister.

U: Unique (What makes them unique as a s/o?)  

The laziest skeleton you will ever date. 

V: Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

Much like her trust, it takes Compass a while to fully open up. When she does you’ll find she isn’t always as suave as she acts, her nerves are shot, and she is the biggest dork with a mind full of random facts about everything under the sun. She also blushes just as easy as anyone else but she’s better at tamping it down under magic, she’ll be less nervous about showing her blush (and her tum). 

W: Wild Card (Random domestic headcanon)

Compass loves to read with you. A quiet moment and she’ll read to you softly and she is actually quite good at voices and making the stories come alive. She loves if you do that same in return and she lives for these little moments. 

X: X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

Much like if you’re scared, Compass is suddenly a woman of action. The threat is gone or you are before it can do serious harm. She doesn’t quite trust Coffer but Maroon will have you patched up quick enough and expect a fierce and panicked lecture from Compass on why you can never get hurt again. If it’s emotional she kinda panics internally but she does her best, it's easier if you can give her directions she’ll remember for next time. If she’s overwhelmed she’ll drag Maroon over to help.

Y: Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

Not really, you do you. If anything ever did bother her enough for her to kick up a fuss you’d know immediately because she’d tell you. 

Z: Zeal (Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

Atoll - Andro. Wears whatever is comfy and fits. Uses they/them.

Coral - Fem. she goes for efficency rather than style but has a fondness for ruffles. Uses she/her.

Buckle - Masc. She likes a clean cut suite but he can also rock the hobo look.  Uses she/her or he/his.

Cutlass - Fem. Like her sister she likes clean cut and elegant. Her pant suites are always immaculate and fit to her form and her dress as sleek and show off every bit of her. Uses she/her.

Maroon - Andro. Has no sense of style to save their life. Will they wear a ladies skirt with a mens shirt and vice versa? Absolutely. Will it match? No. Does everyone try to figure out which they are? Yes. Uses they/them.

Compass - Is lazy a style? She doesn't really care one way or another, and often forgets clothes at all if she doesn’t leave the house. She’s liable to wear a literal potato sack if the mood strikes her. She answers to anything but uses she/her herself. 

Treasure - Two words: High. Fashion. She doesn't care if its’s masc or fem, she looks good in either though she does lean fem. Uses she/her.

Atoll gets pretty into it. Their nature for leading tends to take over whether they are imposter or not and they will delegate tasks to everyone like they do in the real world. Coral still yells at them for it. And don’t kill Coral because Atoll keeps record, they’ll pay you back even if it means sending a crewmate out.

Coral fails always at imposter because she proudly proclaims she’s going to murder you all. And makes comments about how much more efficient she could make the game and the tasks just let her mod it okay. She isn’t a great crewmate because she’s too busy fussing at the illogical machinery. 

Buckle what is she supposed to be doing again? How do you vent? He was napping okay.

Cutlass only plays if she's an imposter. Scarily good at it and the only giveaway is if you know she won’t play as crewmate. She goes after her fellow imposters too. There can only be one and blame Coral because she gave her the mod to kill imposters too. 

Maroon troll. Troll extraordinaire. Pretends to be an imposter when they’re not. Tells everyone who the imposter is but lies sometimes so either listen or don’t, you’re screwed either way. No they didn’t leave halfway through the game because it was boring. (Yes they did).

Compass the worst imposter in the universe. Makes Coral look competent. Good crewmate though she’ll tell you how much you suck at tasks and always knows who the imposter is but she won’t tell you who.

Treasure yes Coral did mod her bean to have lingerie, bite her. Kills in front of you and doesn’t care because if she bats her eyes and says she didn’t do it, 9/10 will fall for it (she got Cutlass once and she hasn’t forgiven her for it). Awful crewmate and pawns her tasks off on others by handing them the phone.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

She likes routine. She’ll take of you then herself and in that order, and she has a habit of stretching after and will help you through some after if you like. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your boobs. She loves boobs and is constantly touching them and not even sexually (if you let her). She just likes their squish. On her she is confident in all of her, she can’t pick a favorite “ALL OF ME IS PERFECTLY FINE.”

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Tastes like tangerines and is rather thick but a little dry. Don’t worry, she makes her own lube.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She is an exhibitionist. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very. Once she was sexually active her drive was high and she set out to try everything she could on herself then when she was done moved onto partners. 

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Cowgirl. She likes you in her lap facing so she can watch and hear you and when she is following your lead the view from under you suits as well. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Not on purpose. She tends to try and stay “on task” but if something funny happens she’ll laugh and she is playful because she wants you comfortable with her. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Ask her to wear her wigs to bed. I dare you. (She absolutely has carpet she will tape to her bones).

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

She tends to be less focused on the romantic and more on the physical aspects but she isn’t opposed to romance, it’s just not her default. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Frequently. Atoll has walked in more times than she’d like to admit and Coral has no shame and often will announce she is “OFF TO DIDDLE MY FIDDLE, BE BACK IN TEN.”

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Er. Pick one she has tried it all.  

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere you might get caught. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Everything. Does she have an off switch? No one knows. But an s/o can basically exist and girl is ready to go. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No knives. None.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Both equally, she actually enjoys 69, especially when her partner loses focus cause she’s doing well. She is good if not a little sloppy and excitable. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

Depends entirely on what you are doing. She is rather flexible but with quickies she is a little rougher, just ask her to slow down. She gets excited. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

She loves them. Give Coral permission and she’ll drag you off somewhere at least three times a day. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Always, she can heal you. So long as you both feel safe and comfortable. She knows her own limits very, very well. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Again, what even is an off switch? Don’t challenge her, you won’t win. Treasure is the only one who can. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She has an entire chest she loves to show off. Coral will use them on herself, on you, she has a great fondness for them and even makes her own.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not really something she enjoys actually, unless there is follow through. She gets a little too riled up and it will upset her to be constantly teased. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Coral is vocal as fuck. No necessarily loud but she is always babbling, whether praises, reassurances, pleas, or checking in. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

She likes to watch you with someone else or vice versa. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Lean but as Buckle likes to tell her she “HAS ASS FOR DAYS”. Her vag is a vag? If she makes a dick it tends to be about 6 inches and a lean like she is. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very. Very. Very. Very high but she can take care of herself but you are always welcome to join and she doesn’t let it interfere with work...well, she tries not to anyway. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Coral - Switch with domme lean. Likes partner sharing, fond of toys.

Atoll - Sub but can service top. Enjoys overstim giving and receiving. 

Cutlass - Domme. She’ll try anything once, does lean towards harder stuff (impact play, etc) but won’t force it and doesn’t need it.

Buckle - Switch with sub lean. Praise kink. 

Maroon - Switch. Not really into bodily function (water play, scat, etc) play or roleplay.

Compass - Domme. Rigging. Orgasm denial (giving).

Treasure - Sub/Pillow Princess. There isn’t anything she doesn’t take some pleasure from as long as she is the one getting the attention. 

Given WAPs odd nature, Soulmates too are odd.  Soulmates are something of a wary acceptance from most. Entirely helpful magic wise they combine Souls traits and magical abilities, however, while the bond is instantaneous and you cannot fight it what type of bond it is varies by person. Soulmates are more magic and like-minded Souls reacting than emotion based. This means a Soulmate is not necessarily romantic, what you feel and how you interact will be entirely up to you. There are Soulmates who bond and never interact again, Soulmates who get married and those who become family. 

Hybrids do not exist except for Soulmates as the combing of Souls creates them as something entirely new. Children will only take after one parent or the other meaning they will still only be Fae, Human or Monster. That said, some Hybrids don’t take and the merging of magics has been known to shatter a Soul or create monstrosities to be feared throughout wap.

A: Affection (How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

Very. both Verbally and physically and there is a clear difference between working mode and s/o or how she is with Treasure. The guarded careful aspect of it is gone and she gives freely what she has to offer and will smother you in it if you let her. She tends to dote a lot and loves whispering sweet nothings to make your head spin and having a casual hand on you at all times. 

B: Breath (What can their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Coffer is used to being in charge and she does enjoy it but helping her do things and reminding her she deserves the same level of care will have her carrying you off to bed to show you exactly how thankful she is. 

C: Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

She’ll cuddle if asked but she’s usually fairly busy and it’s not the most urgent thing on her mind. Not that she doesn’t like them, it's just not her go to for affection.when she does cuddle she enjoys all varieties but has a soft spot for you laying on top of her. 

D: Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)  

Coffer is actually surprisingly domestic and wants a quiet life somewhere where she can treat animals rather than people and monopolize all of your attention. Somewhere where she can relax and have you near is all she really wants. And maybe several hundred cats.

E: Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

Not a lot at first. It comes in gradual waves and builds. She is tentative to put effort into something she doesn’t fully trust but by the end it is second only to her focus on her sister. 

F: Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

Removal of the fear and working on helping them get over your fears. It is very subtle and you will often be surprised when that thing no longer bothers you one way or another. If she can’t fix it she will do her utmost to ensure it never scares you again, she is highly and fiercely protective and prefers action to words of comfort but ask her for them and she’ll give them.

G: Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

She doesn’t put much stock in gifts and she can have Treasure get her whatever she needs. That said she will heap on an s/o a lot of random items she deems that you need and won’t be swayed otherwise. And while she will accept gifts and enjoys being treated she doesn’t feel strongly about them one way or the other. 

H: Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

She does actually hug s/o’s very often. She considers it recharging and sanitizing and will seek you or her sister out for them often. Her favorite is to be wrapped around you from behind and burying her face in your hair but her hands tend to wander after a while. 

I: Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Coffer is fond of quiet, intense, intimacy and romance. She can and will do whatever you like in order to sweep you off your feet and leave your head spinning with her words and actions. 

J: Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Very. And often. It is hard to tell and she’d be hard pressed to admit it but she has a way of making people think twice about approaching you and you’ll find it near impossible to flirt with anyone else. Which is precisely the way she likes it. The only one who gets a free pass is Treasure. 

K: Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?) 

“Second” only to Treasure though she’ll say she lets her sister win. She loves kisses but prefers the less than public friendly ones and doing whatever makes an s/o squirm the most. Receiving wise she takes great pleasure in watching you try to reach her forehead and is amused when you do. She’ll kiss you whenever she feels like it and encourages you to do the same, though you’ll get the most pleased smile if you ask first. 

L: Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say it or show it?) 

Rarely. She is not one to waste words and she won’t say if she doesn’t mean it. But the words are for you only and she prefers to say them in private. Her actions will often show it more than her words but if you need to hear it more she is happy to oblige, especially at the most inopportune times. 

M: Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so what kind of ceremony?)

She does. And she would prefer something simple and quiet with only people you both deem necessary, she enjoys flashy affairs but this is about you and her. 

N: Night Out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?) 

She finds dates to be a bit overrated and will often leave those up to an s/o. She would prefer not to waste her time on them too often but she’ll oblige you as much as she can. 

O: Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do for/with their s/o?) 

She isn’t one to give up control but catch her in the right mood or ask the right way and she’ll allow it briefly and even like being cared for a bit. 

P: Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

Of course but she is careful about it, timing it so an s/o is never uncomfortable and she knows just how far to push. She isn’t much of a prankster or joker herself but she always loves watching one play out and enjoys a good verbal spar. 

Q: Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

She does but if she doesn’t like it, it will be like she never heard you at all and she isn’t one to give advice unless asked for it. 

R: Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Coffer values organization and even the most random of things is usually carefully planned but she loves to watch you try and surprise her. If you actually manage to she will be more than pleased and won’t ever hesitate to shower you with praise about it.

S: Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?)

A wiggler in her sleep she can’t be still but she prefers you being in the bed than not but understands if her randomly smothering you in your sleep isn’t very preferably as she sleeps like the dead once she’s out. 

T: Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

Not as far as she can throw you at first. After she will ease up and trust you entirely, with all her secrets and Treasures. But if she even has an inkling you will break that trust, well, just don’t. 

U: Unique (What makes them unique as a s/o?)  

Tol skeleton pirate lady.

V: Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

A very, very long time. But once she deems it acceptable (and she won’t allow you to rush it, so don’t bother trying) you’ll find a Coffer that is far less surface sweet and genuinely kind and protective of her loved ones to a fault. She isn’t as sure as she seems but can’t worry about it as mistakes can be very, very dangerous. Underneath all her tight control she is truly very soft. 

W: Wild Card (Random domestic headcanon)

Her always helping you get read if you allow it. Fixing your hair, helping you get dressed, bathing you. She enjoys spoiling her s/o’s and there is something intimate in caring for someone that way that melts her. 

X: X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

As if she would have allowed it in the first place. But she is an excellent healer and if an s/o is hurt they won’t even notice before she’s healed it. If a person is the cause of that injury, well, which person was that? No one has ever heard of such a person. Its like they never existed at all. 

Y: Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

Bad etiquette and manners. She is a bit proper in that aspect but she won’t nag and yet you'll find the subtlest of reminders here and there and who would want to disappoint her? (Only Treasure who enjoys watching her sister sulk quietly over her bad table manners). Worry not, if you continue in that manner she’ll just train it out of you.

Z: Zeal (Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)