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EARL CARPENTER becomes the first ever winner of The Ultimate Musical Theatre DILF Awards!

Carpenter claims victory in a nail biting final with only 4 votes in it! Perhaps an outsider throughout the contest, a very strong showing in the last few rounds has revealed his popularity.

i saw earl carpenter for the first time the other day and you know what? even as the bishop, now I Understand Y'all.

I want to be strangled by earl carpenter

I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s perhaps feeling a little guilty about being so mean about a certain actor on here recently so anyway I felt like this could be a nice ego boost for our new UK Tour ensemble member. 

The Whatsonstage awards accept nominations from the public. I’ve read the terms and conditions and I can see no reason why Earl wouldn’t be eligible for the ‘Best Performer in a Supporting Role in a Musical’ Category. So I thought, why not harness everyone’s recent obsession with him and see if we can get him enough nominations to get on the ballot. 

Essentially the odds are probably stacked massively against us. However, I think we may as well give it a shot. All I need you to do is head to this link:  NOMINATE EARL FOR BEST SUPPORTING PERFORMER IN A MUSICAL

And, this part is very important, go to the ‘Best Performer in a Supporting Role in a Musical’ section and type ‘Earl Carpenter Les Miserables’. Feel free to nominate for literally any other category you want or none at all, it doesn’t matter. Then all you have to do is provide a few details and click submit!

I respect Earl for performing ensemble roles, both in the staged concert, and Les Mis and Phantom 25. JOJ WOULD NEVER

if earl carpenter isn't first cover javert on the uk tour i will not be held responsible for my actions

Bishop earl carpenter is hotter than his javert