Mike Hanlon

Hold up- I’m gonna need to see some credentials if ya wanna get your hands on my babies. I’m no veterinarian, but Budsy and Lou are family and I’ve been takin’ care of them for years. 

Unfortunately, paper credentials are something I don’t have. But, I do have 24 years of farm hand experience, working with all types of critters. Admittedly never a...Hyena, before. But, I’d be happy to read up on them, if it’ll make things more comfortable. Of course, if you’d like to continue their care yourself feel free! If you ever need a break, though, I’d be happy to watch over them for a night. I’d like to meet them at the very least. What’s your name, Ma’am?

Anyway, I’m Mike Hanlon. I’ll be taking over any and everything animal, so send ‘em my way if you’ve got them!

Mike? Oh my god, come here let me look at you! As for the escort, I never needed one when I had you and the rest of the guys. I’ve been good, here mostly working the last five years. God, its been so long! How are you? Have you been eating properly and when did you get ao tall?

That’s me- last time I checked, anyway. Still, you know you’re fierce. Just a reminder. That’s excellent to hear! Five years, wow. I would ask if you like it, but it’s clear you do. It really has been, far too long in fact. I’m well, thank you for asking. As far as my eating habits...I eat what I eat. Oh, I’d say I hit my last noticeable growth spurt somewhere around 16. How are things, Bev? How have you really been?

None taken, but yes an escort would be appreciated. What time tomorrow? 

Beverly Marsh asking for an escort? I never thought I’d see the day. Man, it’s so good to see you. How’ve you been, beautiful?