What The Hell Is A Quintis?

For the record, I could never get bored of you.

You know how you were confused today about the right thing or the wrong thing to say? You just said the exact right thing.

All I see is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Inspired by @webuiltthepyramids‘s post

Nothing’s changed. :3

Let’s go home.

For the record, I could never get bored of you.

You’re weird. Crazy weird. But be okay with it because it’s great. 

Paige, that is very thoughtful, but this is ridiculous.

First of all, mayonnaise only comes one way. Second of all, “effervescent”? Pretentious. Third of all, I guarantee you that our waiter is a hipster doofus with a logging camp beard and a man bun. 

Ladies and gentlemen, you’re sensory experience is about to begin.

So, uh, what’s your big plan?

Walter, we are not a few weeks into our relationship. We are three years, and I know you. ♥