Walteinsamkeit

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

died & came back & it's creeping people out how well-adjusted I am now? everyone's on eggshells waiting for something terrible to happen. honestly i feel terrific

wait. gender transition

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

Hey. Don’t cry. I went to Plushie’s You Gave Away Island and they were all there, happy, and having a great time!!!

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

Unfortunate that the world doesn't stop for tummy problems

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?

lust

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss