[OBJECTUM FREAK]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

my 34 year old mountain bike is named webs, so I spent an afternoon glamming her up with reflective silver thread and shiny star stickers. I’m thrilled with how the spiderwebs on the wheels turned out! ⋆˚꩜｡✮ ݁˖

Motorola V226 (2004)

Still nervous to post this even though im pretty openly objectum

Aww baby, is it too much? Do you need a break? Wanna cool down on my leg so I can absorb your excess heat? Do you need off the charger now,,? Should I turn Do Not Disturb on so you can calm down,,, ,? It's okay, sweetheart, you're safe in my hold,,,, , ,,, , ,,

I made a custom version of the techum flag!!