Sit On My Face Tbh

[Marijuana] Mary was the introduction. Smoking in the back yard at night in a makeshift bowl. I hid her behind my parents backs. After a while, it took more of her to feel something until it became nothing at all.

[Xanax] Xanny numbed the pain, you fall for her tricks easy and within a couple hits, you’re mind is gone. She made you complicated though, sometimes she made you do things you couldn’t imagine ever doing- both bad and the good. She was just like that.

[Acid] Lucy was both Heaven and Hell. When you fuck with her, you fuck with her heavy. The she makes you feel and the things she makes you see are a blessing and a curse. Lucy will not only break your heart, but your mind.

I’ve been trying recipes in order to learn to like eggs and this is my fav so far!

Recipe:

‘Toast’(mini pita/flatbread):

8 tbsp all purpose flour

½ tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

9 tbsp water

cook like a pancake, makes 4, toast before serving

Total: 51 cals each

Eggs:

(I’ve listed the cals for all the ingredients so if you don’t like some or want to add something else you can take/add from the total as you need to!)

1 egg white……………..17 cal (w yolk would be 75)

1 ½ tbsp diced onion….6

1 tbsp diced jalepeno….5 (I’m using jarred)

1 tsp salsa as topping (optional) …..1

Total: 29 cals

Saute onion (and jalepeno if you’re using fresh) and set aside. Put one egg white in a bowl, stir in diced pepper and onion. Pour into a pan, sprinkle w salt and pepper (Scramble if you want, I cooked mine like an omlette) and flip.

Place the egg on the toast, top w salsa (optional) and enjoy!

🖤 apple

🖤 banana

🖤 cucumber

🖤 water

🖤 gum

🖤 tea

🖤 soup

🖤 yoghurt

🖤 crispbread

🖤 rice cake

🖤 clementine

🖤 blood orange

🖤 cola light/zero

🖤 pepsi max

🖤 strawberry

I made tuna wraps!

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Sunkist tuna in water - 45 cals

Lettuce - 3 cals

Celery - 1

Red onion - 1

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