May I? Stand Unshaken

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, a decade ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 11 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

i love playing bethesda games. sometimes some random guy will run full speed at you from half a city away, force you into dialogue to be like “what? cant you see im busy”