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Item: Pork Prism; deals light poison damage to Clerics of any deities besides patrons of invention

I don’t think I ever shared this story so I’ll share it now. By far THE best interaction I had while working at GameStop was when this older woman, probably in her mid to late 70’s, came in asking for games she could play that were similar to The Witcher 3 because she had completed the entire game, despite hating the game mechanics. When I asked her what she liked about the game that made her want to finish it, she looked me straight in the eye and deadass said, “Geralt.” So basically this elderly woman competed every single mission in The Witcher 3 solely because of how hot she found Geralt. I died. And set her up with a copy of Uncharted after she gave Nathan Drake her Hot Boy™ seal of approval.

fuckin legendary

this is the guy who wrote the navy seal copypasta