who knows, bucko?

winning the beautiful barista’s heart via physical comedy

You slipped in the Starbucks again didn’t you

a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”

Tommy Wiseau: Hi this is Tommy Whyzoo creator of the roomlet me introdeuce the NEW  CHJOKER! AAAIEAAAAAAAAHH-

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

i think the inherent purpose behind the existence of humans was just. to have fun. literally what are we doing

your twenties are about realising you’re not and simply aren’t going to be dazzlingly cool the way you wanted to be and tried to be in your teenage years, that you’ll never be that image you tried to chisel yourself into—but that you have grown quite accidentally and organically cool in an entirely new way and you don’t mind the unexpectedness of it. not at all