— PSYCH !!

me: I told you I'm at work.

wife: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?

                    dieter fixes him with a gaze that is equal parts exasperated               && unimpressed, if mild. he’s rarely over the top with his own               expressions; besides, he’s not sure if this guy is kidding           around or just stupid. he raises his left hand && wriggles               the three fingers that remain. 

                    “we worked together in the past.”

brows raise, and shawn tries to seem SYMPATHETIC to the other man rather than impressed, but he did get his fingers bitten off by a DINOSAUR, and that in itself was pretty cool.

“oh, man – that must suck.    why’re you here in the first place, then? seems to me like    you’d want to stay away from dinos after all that.”

“That’s interesting. You want to know why? I’m a doctor, and you don’t look like anyone about to die anytime soon…”

“Unless you don’t give me cake.” He didn’t really even want it that bad, he just wanted to see how far the man would take this.

“...Prove it. Show me the metalscope.”

“ Because in case you haven’t noticed we’re in a bit of a deli- cate situation! “

“So a... tricerasaur got out. What’s  the big deal? Can’t really do much  damage, can he?”

“This is a little embarrassing, and maybe it’s  just the deprived adult-child part of me, but-  I’ve never actually been to Smoothie King  before. I– I like mangoes, though.”

        There’s a sudden flash of her sheepish         puppy dog face after a second. Jan, no.

“Oh, no, no, no. That simply will not do. See, I’m incapable of taking anybody who’s never been to Smoothie King out on a date. It’s a very serious disorder.”

Aries: Starts off all right, loses their temper and flips the board

Taurus: Bathing in cash $$$$$$

Gemini: Trying to talk their way out of debt

Cancer: Lending money to people with high interest rates

Leo: Has really cheap property but everyone lands on them

Virgo: Owns every railroad and utility like how

Libra: Is the bank but has difficulty understanding the instructions

Scorpio: Trying to sell their Get out of Jail Free card

Sagittarius: Keeps being sent to jail either by chance or landing on it

Capricorn: Owns a hotel on Boardwalk. That's it.

Aquarius: Has the most money and no one really knows how, picked the dog piece